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A man is walking home alone late one foggy night...

when behind him he hears:

Bump...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog h e makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,

(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)

The coffin stops

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Guest db99wj

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That was the funniest....but lamest joke Ive ever heard!:D

Agreed, my wife (nurse) and kids will love it!

Guest GUTTERbOY

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Good lord, man, can you turn the font size down a bit? I think I could read that joke from about 25 yards away.

:D

Guest Verbal Kint

Guest Verbal Kint

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What? You don't use a wall projector for your monitor? :D

Ok... neither do I... I just assumed it was Hogman at first. ;)

Guest canynracer

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What? You don't use a wall projector for your monitor? :D

Ok... neither do I... I just assumed it was Hogman at first. :P

:D:lol:

Guest TinkerBell

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hahaha. i agree that was lame but it did make me laugh.

Guest abailey362

Guest abailey362

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actually lol'd.....cheesy but good

Guest SUNTZU

Guest SUNTZU

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I...(sigh)...nevermind.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch.

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