hickory harlem, i mean hickory hollow mall

[creeky]

Yeah! See a need... fill a need.

Blackwater Offers New Service for The Holidays!

By "Creeky"

Published: October 28, 2008

Blackwater Worldwide announced today a new seasonal service for Middle Tennessee holiday shoppers. Beginning November 28th 2008, and ending December 24th Midnight, Blackwater Worldwide will be offering fully armed security escorts to and from Hickory Hollow Mall. Erik Prince said in a statement "During these tough economic times it is important to do all we can to both help stimulate the U.S. economy as well as provide the Middle Tennessee shopping public the access they need for affordable airbushed T-Shirts, gold [and silver] jewelry, as well as cricket phones." Blackwater Worldwide has already begun transferring security consultants from Iraq and Afghanistan for immediate deployment around the Antioch Tn area.

Do to the deteriorating conditions of the area, Mobile Ground Security Escorts can not be provided this year. "While we are diligently trying to full fill the needs of the Middle Tennessee shopping public, our assessment is that these needs will be best filled through our Aviation Division. The risk to our operators on the ground is simply too great at this time to begin Mobile Ground Security Operations inside Antioch Tn." Erik Prince said as he ate a Gyro in the plush Cool Springs Mall in Franklin Tn. "We will continue to monitor the situation through the 2008 Holiday Season and will re-evaluate the risk factor for the 2009 Holiday Shopping Season." He said while reaching for a napkin.

Shoppers will be dropped off on a secured section of the roof on the Hickory Hollow Mall. (In case of sustained small arms fire shoppers should be prepared to "Rope In".) Once shopping is done, patrons need only to make their way back to the roof and "Pop Smoke" for pickup. (Blackwater requests that in the case of small arms fire during pickup that shoppers please provide some level of suppressive fire.) In the event of heavy sustained fire Blackwater will offer to resupply or allow the shoppers a "Harness Rope" extraction. As always... all shoppers using the service will receive a *FREE special edition Red & Green Christmas Hat with the Blackwater logo on it!

*Hats are limited to supply on hand and will only be distributed after a safe return back to base.

[TGO David]

That's sheer genius, Creeky.

[Guest Fuel]

You're right, the area used to be fairly nice. The same could have been said for the Hermitage and Madison areas..

Huh? I've lived in the Hermitage / Mt. Juliet area for the last 22 years. What are you talking about? I must be missing something.

[Guest eyebedam]

Huh? I've lived in the Hermitage / Mt. Juliet area for the last 22 years. What are you talking about? I must be missing something.

Alli can figure is maybe the bonnas or Rayon city.

[Guest canynracer]

That's sheer genius, Creeky.

+1....and funny as HELL!!

[ShaunM]

ya'll are all crazy I seen nothing wrong with it. Great place to hang out and buy crack.

[Guest abailey362]

hermitage is better than antioch or madison.....only so many choices of places to live.and the blackwater thing was great.

[Smith]

It's sad... Hickory Hollow was a nice place to shop 10 years ago.

What's even sadder is that they are still trying to salvage 100 Oaks Mall... an even more deplorable hell-hole.

They gave up. Vanderbilt hospital bought it and is making it a satelite medical plaza. It actually is starting to look decent again.

BTW - the Home Depot across the street is the fastest way to loose any and all tools you might have with you. If you see guys sitting in a truck, they are more than likely waiting for you to leave so they can ".shop"

[strickj]

Yeah! See a need... fill a need.

Blackwater Offers New Service for The Holidays!

By "Creeky"

Published: October 28, 2008

Blackwater Worldwide announced today a new seasonal service for Middle Tennessee holiday shoppers. Beginning November 28th 2008, and ending December 24th Midnight, Blackwater Worldwide will be offering fully armed security escorts to and from Hickory Hollow Mall. Erik Prince said in a statement "During these tough economic times it is important to do all we can to both help stimulate the U.S. economy as well as provide the Middle Tennessee shopping public the access they need for affordable airbushed T-Shirts, gold [and silver] jewelry, as well as cricket phones." Blackwater Worldwide has already begun transferring security consultants from Iraq and Afghanistan for immediate deployment around the Antioch Tn area.

Do to the deteriorating conditions of the area, Mobile Ground Security Escorts can not be provided this year. "While we are diligently trying to full fill the needs of the Middle Tennessee shopping public, our assessment is that these needs will be best filled through our Aviation Division. The risk to our operators on the ground is simply too great at this time to begin Mobile Ground Security Operations inside Antioch Tn." Erik Prince said as he ate a Gyro in the plush Cool Springs Mall in Franklin Tn. "We will continue to monitor the situation through the 2008 Holiday Season and will re-evaluate the risk factor for the 2009 Holiday Shopping Season." He said while reaching for a napkin.

Shoppers will be dropped off on a secured section of the roof on the Hickory Hollow Mall. (In case of sustained small arms fire shoppers should be prepared to "Rope In".) Once shopping is done, patrons need only to make their way back to the roof and "Pop Smoke" for pickup. (Blackwater requests that in the case of small arms fire during pickup that shoppers please provide some level of suppressive fire.) In the event of heavy sustained fire Blackwater will offer to resupply or allow the shoppers a "Harness Rope" extraction. As always... all shoppers using the service will receive a *FREE special edition Red & Green Christmas Hat with the Blackwater logo on it!

*Hats are limited to supply on hand and will only be distributed after a safe return back to base.

Ohh goodie! Give us a chance to try out our new contact training

[Guest Fuel]

Alli can figure is maybe the bonnas or Rayon city.

THe "Bonnas" have been bad since day one I would venture to guess.

[musicman]

Thank God you technically live in LaVergne. We don't need that sort of bad karma down here in Smyrna.

[Guest HHarlem]

You guys tossed a lot of hits my way. Glad you like the site!

[Guest eyebedam]

Time to update HH a Bit. Its even worse now.

[Fadex]

Time to update HH a Bit. Its even worse now.

Man...I didn't know that place could get worse. Sad what has happened over the years.

[Guest nraforlife]

Isn't it amazing how the vermin just take over an area and the sheeple go baaah.

[~Emily~]

Isn't it amazing how the vermin just take over an area and the sheeple go baaah.

You guys are a bunch of wieners, aren't ya? I mostly shop on line because of selection and gas costs too much to drive around town to shop. But sometimes I have to go to a specific store and go to Hickory Hollow because it's close. I have have had no trouble, nor have I been afraid when at Hickory Hollow. Of course, I would be nervous walking to my car at night alone from any mall or place of business.

And no one is racist, right?

[DWARREN123]

White, black, brown, red, yellow or any other color does not matter, you can see them all there and they are mostly all "home boys".

I, at one time, hunted where Hickory Hollow mall is now. Waste of space in my opinion.

Edited January 18, 2009 by DWARREN123

[bteague2]

Great website, lovely mall too. A little taste of Memphis.

[Guest HHarlem]

Updated the site with a few recent photos. Enjoy!

[Guest nraforlife]

Plenty of new flea market spots it looks like

[Guest ProguninTN]

I remember when Hickory Hollow was decent, but that was over 20 years ago.

[Guest nraforlife]

Vermin comes in all shapes and colors. Vermin is vermin and they also vote.