Discovery Announcement!!!!!

[bersaguy]

Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in
 the known
 Universe has finally been found.


 Pelosium:
 
A major research institution has just announced
 the discovery
 of the densest element yet known to science. The new element
 has been named
Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons,
 and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass
 of 311.


These particles are held together by dark forces
 called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of
lepton-like particles called
peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
 Pelosium's mass actually increases over time,
 as morons
 randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere
 and become assistant
 deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the
 formation of isodopes.

 This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some
 scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a
 certain quantity invoting concentration.
 

[DaveTN]

Nothing new; Pelosium has officially been around since 1976, but was first detected in 1962.

[Randall53]

HAHAHA...I love it!  :up:

[Ugly]

Bravo!

Hopefully a cure can be found soon!

[bersaguy]

Bravo!

Hopefully a cure can be found soon!

The cure has already been found and will be released in January 2015................ :up: :up: :up:

[hipower]

Is there a good anti-viral agent to prevent further spread of this dreaded plague?

[Grand Torino]

[DaveTN]

Is there a good anti-viral agent to prevent further spread of this dreaded plague?

Yes; it’s called Conservativezaprine. But you have to get it from a republican Doctor.

[vontar]

The more you know.

[suspiciousmind]

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll.

[Dolomite_supafly]

Yes; it’s called Conservativezaprine. But you have to get it from a republican Doctor.

Unfortunately is it not covered by Obamacare.

[bersaguy]

Unfortunately is it not covered by Obamacare.

From everything I have heard from people on ObamaCare unless your a millionaire or on welfare Obamacare does not cover anything until you pay your deductible of $3000.00+first....................jmho

[Ugly]

It is about squeezing the last bit of cash from taxpayers before it collapses!