Opening for CIA Assassin

[Randall53]

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing
were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.

 

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife".
The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home".

 

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife”.
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home."

 

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow as she leaned back against the wall.
"The gun was loaded with blanks," she said between breaths.
"I had to kill him with the chair!!!"

[bersaguy]

Sounds like they found their new assassin huh?..................................... :up: :up: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Monkeyman2500]

Now that's funny. Thanks.

[Ugly]

That's good!

[RED333]

:rofl: :rock: :up:

[hipower]

Wow!!! What a Woman!!

[Spook]

Good one.... passing to all my old company friends.

[hipower]

Good one.... passing to all my old company friends.

"old company friends"?

 

Should we be worried? Maybe be more respectful of you? 

[Erik88]

His name is Spook for a reason I assume.

[Spook]

"old company friends"?

 

Should we be worried? Maybe be more respectful of you? 

 

Ha ha!  Nothing to worry about.....   When people use the line about having "to kill you if I tell you" I always say we don't kill ...

 

just maim!

 

 

His name is Spook for a reason I assume.

 

Good assumption.  Long retired.

[hipower]

His name is Spook for a reason I assume.

 

Really? I thought it might be some oblique racial reference.

 

Just kidding.