"D'oh, that's a big gun. Is that a 45 cal?"

[suspiciousmind]

The title contains the question I heard while pumping gas on my way to North Carolina today.

Man next to me noticed my full sized Beretta, then laughed as I told him it was a 9mm. Then asked me if I was into "dat Springfield Ahr-moo-ree ex-deeee-esss"

It is not the first time I've heard this. People seem to think that large calibers always mean large guns.

I wanted to tell him that I don't need a 45 to make my dick feel big, but my girlfriend was standing near me and she's been trying to make me less mean to people I don't know. So, I just told him to enjoy the grip zone and I moved on.

[satalac]

GRIP ZONE!!!!!!

[Fourtyfive]

So everyone with a .45 has a small unit ?

[Will Carry]

No but it make their Richards feel big.  At my age, I think I'll put up my Glock 19 and start carrying my XD-45. 

[felinesNfreedom]

So that explains why I feel so comfortable carrying a .22!!!! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm used to handling small things  :nervous:

[TGO David]

Why be an asshole to a complete stranger?  Maybe just try saying, "No sir, it's a 9mm" and be done with it.  Or try concealing... but I mean, you're carrying a gun roughly the size of a framing hammer so it might be harder to do that.  :D

[monkeylizard]

So everyone with a .45 has a small unit ?

 

That's why I carry a blunderbuss.

Edited November 28, 2014 by monkeylizard

[Mike.357]

Why be an asshole to a complete stranger?  Maybe just try saying, "No sir, it's a 9mm" and be done with it.  Or try concealing... but I mean, you're carrying a gun roughly the size of a framing hammer so it might be harder to do that.   :D

 

 

I always wonder why someone who is OC'ing gets unnerved by someone asking them about the gun.

[suspiciousmind]

Do I need to start adding a disclaimer that humor is the intended purpose of these posts, or am I just not very good at it?

If you think I was sincerely ruffled by the guy's comment then you must think I'm pretty sensitive.

Also, I didn't mean to make anyone's Johnson feel small. What say you we compare calibers and Johnson size at the next TGO get together that I will at this point in time probably not be welcome to?

[Mike.357]

Do I need to start adding a disclaimer that humor is the intended purpose of these posts, or am I just not very good at it?

If you think I was sincerely ruffled by the guy's comment then you must think I'm pretty sensitive.
 

 

this,   lol

[runco]

:popcorn:

[monkeylizard]

Also, I didn't mean to make anyone's Johnson feel small. What say you we compare calibers and Johnson size at the next TGO get together that I will at this point in time probably not be welcome to?

 

[suspiciousmind]

LOL

[mikegideon]

Get yourself a Glock, and lose that nickel plated sissy pistol. :) Got nothin' to do with your pecker.

[chances R]

Get yourself a Glock, and lose that nickel plated sissy pistol. :) Got nothin' to do with your pecker.

Really........ thank goodness, I can stop carrying this raging bull, my 50 cal rifle and my KaBar!

[A.J. Holst]

Do I need to start adding a disclaimer that humor is the intended purpose of these posts, or am I just not very good at it?

If you think I was sincerely ruffled by the guy's comment then you must think I'm pretty sensitive.

Also, I didn't mean to make anyone's Johnson feel small. What say you we compare calibers and Johnson size at the next TGO get together that I will at this point in time probably not be welcome to?

 

I caught the humor, though begin a homophobe, I won't be attending the Caliber / Johnson TGO Event

[K191145]

Really........ thank goodness, I can stop carrying this raging bull, my 50 cal rifle and my KaBar!

 

Had a Raging Bull in .454 Cassull some time ago, mostly bought it for a novility but I figured it was basically a hunting pistol so I took it deer hunting a couple of times, didn't see anything to shoot that day. One silly thing about that Raging Bull, it was bright polished stainless, why would you take a "MIRROR" with you hunting? Had to cover it while sitting in the woods, make it a matt finish. That would be my carry gun if I were to go hiking out west in moose and griz country, might need a 300 grain bullet going 1200fps.

[JohnC]

So everyone with a .45 has a small unit ?

If the smaller the gun the larger the penis, then I've got something to show you because I carry my FN Five-seveN through the cold months. :rofl:

[R_Bert]

I carry a NAA Mini.  Seriously. 

 

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trust me.  There is no inverse correlation.

Edited November 30, 2014 by R_Bert

[hipower]

 

No but it make their Richards feel big.  At my age, I think I'll put up my Glock 19 and start carrying my XD-45.

Sadly...it don't help.  :shrug:

[Patton]

One of my grandpas was a sheriffs deputy some in the 60's and 70's; most cops thought you should carry the biggest gun you can stand. He had a guy at gun point one night when he decided to make a run for it straight at my grandpa. Grandpa shot him with a pencil barrel S&W .38. The turd said later that the gun looked small so he was not worried about it hurting. My grandpa could only carry a .38 so he went to a heavy barrel. Then turds cried at the sight of it and thought that it was a hand cannon.

Edited December 1, 2014 by Patton

[LagerHead]

So everyone with a .45 has a small unit ?

 

No, just the ones who claim that anything less is for sissies. 

 

(I carry a .45, btw. But I don't want to get shot with even a .22.)

[mikegideon]

But I don't want to get shot with even a .22.

 

Those things don't even hurt  :rofl:

[raildog]

Well this explains why I fell so natural OC my Desert Eagle 50 LOL