Lumbersexual - the new Metrosexual

[daddyo]

I've been wondering what this style was called. I see it just about everywhere now.

[Mike.357]

meh, they are just people.  No better and certainly no worse.

[btq96r]

Jokes on us. He's probably got a different piece of tail lined up for each day of the week.

[I am Groot!]

I am not shaving my beard. I am too damn ugly and fat for anyone to think I am a hipster.

[I am Groot!]

Lumber sexual, more like Lumber Jack Off.

[TrickyNicky]

Jokes on us. He's probably got a different piece of tail lined up for each day of the week.

Ultimately this^.

My brother was an eom kid for awhile in the late 90's early 2000's. Used to give three rations of crap daily about the hair and clothes and music and all. One day we were shooting the shit and he clued me in that it was really all about the chicks at his school and what they liked. I have to admit, he has certainly had more female admirers than I have, so maybe there's something to it.

Keep in mind I the 80's the guys that dressed the most like women got the most action then too...

[Lumber_Jack]

Lumber sexual, more like Lumber Jack Off.

I do not approve

[I am Groot!]

Present company excluded. He is certainly not a lumber jack. Edited November 15, 2014 by Odessa7979

[Murgatroy]

Well at least wearing flannel and having a beard is cool again. Like it was twenty years ago, and twenty years before that, and...

 

Well you get the point. 

 

For the record PBR sucks, and it sucked back then too.

[DWARREN123]

Man wannabes!    :rofl:

[Good_Steward]

They're calling these guys "rugged hipsters"  :rofl:

Want to be really rugged? Get rid of that candyass eyebrow ring and pierce it the old fashioned way that men with beards and flannel traditionally have: accidentally with a fish hook!

[Slappy]

I've had a beard before there was such thing as a "hipster" all those effer's saw how awesomely rugged I looked and put their urban progressive spin on it.  As I sit, I am wearing my beard and my flannel, but the difference is...I know how to clean a deer and I actually have a pair.   These wussified beta males need to stop. 

[Ugly]

I shaved because of these clowns. I prefer to not fit in.

[Sam1]

I know how to clean a deer and I actually have a pair.  

 

You have a pair of deer?  That's pretty kick ass

[FUJIMO]

You have a pair of deer? That's pretty kick ass

Roflmfao.

[Spiffy]

Yeah, I think they're just called Hipsters.

Maybe this is a new subset of Hipster?

 

Hipster........a dirty hippie that don't smell?

[Ted S.]

Jokes on us. He's probably got a different piece of tail lined up for each day of the week.

 

You mean these things can breed?

[Garufa]

You mean these things can breed?

 

I don't now about that but they get a lot of practice.

[TMF]

Don't let them win.

I like beards, craft beer, alt country and plaid shirts. We had it first, dammit

Heh, well I was shaving it off anyway. Gonna reunite with the wife in a couple days and she doesn't dig the face mane.


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[Ugly]

This trend will pass, eventually.

[Grayfox54]

I've been wearing flannel shirts, blue jeans and work boots my whole life. No, beard, but I got a mustache. Does that count?  :confused:

Good Lord! After 60 years have I suddenly become cool?  :eek:

[Mike.357]

the we are "better than them" around here attitude cracks me up.

 

I deal with "hipsters" every day at work,  99% of the ones I deal with are truly nice people to me, work and are productive, and aren't afraid of buying good product.

 

So they wear skinny jeans, flannel or other nice looking clothes?  Their hair is generally well kept and some have beards.

 

Does everyone here look down on everyone else?

 

It is no wonder the "gun crowd" is generally looked at as nut bags.

[Dustbuster]

Change his clothes and he would look like an ISIS member

My thoughts exactly. White scrubs and a afghan cap would make him an instant booger replica! The beard thing seemed to make a comeback after more guys came home from overseas and quit or continued to not shave. Then it became a new fad.What's funny is how someone is looked down upon if they're not wearing Malcolm x glasses or 100 dollar jeans w targets sewn into the Ass cheeks. I wore a beard for years then was told it to shave it to look more professional. Now its a gay thing . I give up.... Edited November 16, 2014 by Dustbuster

[BigK]

Personally, I think the hipsters started growing beards to look tough....they got tired of being bullied by the chess club.

[Mike.357]

personally I think the whole beard thing started when members of the military started growing beards to assimilate into Afghan culture while they served there.