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A couple of oldies but goodies:

 

Did you hear about the difference between a dead possum lying in the road and a dead politician lying in the road?

 

There might be skid marks in front of the possum.

 

 

and

 

 

Did you hear that they finally worked out the difference between Barack Obama and God?

 

God doesn't think he's Obama.

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What'd the fish say when he swam headfirst into a concrete wall?

 

 

Dam.

 

 

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What's the worst part about hunting for elephants?

 

 

 

Carrying the decoys.

 

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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

 

Unique up on it.

 

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

 

Tame way, unique up on it too.

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