Funny story

[Guest SUNTZU]

Read this on the interwebz:

The other day, I went downtown to run a few errands and buy my wife some jewelry. I went into the local Jewelry store. I was only there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?’ He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a ‘Nazi.’ He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a ‘doughnut eating Gestapo’. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t really care. I came downtown on the bus. The car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, ‘Obama in ‘08′. I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. The doctor tells me that it’s important to my health.

[Guest c.a.s.]

That is WIN.

[Guest monsterking138]

now that's funny

[Almond27]

That is hilarious:bowrofl:

[Guest eyebedam]

To bad its not a true story. That would be awesome.

[Guest Major Pain]

Like to hear when a man helps in the upcoming elections.--MP

[Guest Verbal Kint]

[Guest Valkyrie]

[Angus]

Tis another goodin..heh.

[Guest Watauga]

A great rewording of a good one!!!