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Once upon a time, two bad guys came in to your home while you were away. They were ready to steal all your cool stuff. Unfortunately for them, your valuables were locked up in a quality safe purchased from and installed by Parker's Safes and Vaults.
They found your safe and began attacking it with pry bars and hammers. They quickly determined that your safe wasn't like the common imported safes. Bad guy #1 said, "Let's just take the whole safe with us and cut it open in my garage!" Bad guy #2 said, "Heck yeah!" They tried moving it, but it wouldn't budge because it was properly anchored to your floor. Then they got mad. They beat on the safe and used crowbars to pry around the door. They couldn't get in, but made a real mess of your safe. All the paint around the door was chipped and the lock was busted. They ran out of time so they grabbed your toaster on the way out of your house and fled. You came home, and immediately noticed that your toaster was missing. "Oh no, what about the safe?" you said. A quick look and you saw that it was intact but damaged. You called the police and filed a report. Then you called Parker's Safes. Great news! Your safe is covered under the manufacturers warranty and you'll be getting a new safe! And you lived happily ever after...

I know, I probably shouldn't quit my day job and become a writer. Fortunately for you though, my day job is selling and delivering safes and vault doors!

If you'd like a quality safe to protect what you treasure, call Aaron with Parker's Safes and Vaults. We'll help you find the safe that best meets your needs and budget, bring it to you and install it discretely and anchor it down for you. And if you're ever in the situation where you need to file a warranty claim, we'll help you with that.

Parker's Safes and Vaults- "Providing Peace of Mind since 2009!"

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Ya know...I was thinking the same thing...Don't quit yer day job!   :D

 

Nice looking safes though.

 

Lp

That's funny. Maybe I'll take a writing class...

Thanks for making laugh!

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I'm in the market for a third safe. Where are you located exactly? I'll head there next week when I get home from WI

I'm in Shelbyville, TN near the airport off of Hwy. 231. 164 Cessna Lane 

I do all my deliveries personally so please give me a ring before you head this way!

Thanks

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