Store got robbed. WHOOOO!!!!

[RC3]

I work for a cell phone company and one of the demo phones got stolen.  Any other time, I would have been deeply upset. Hell, I might even try to beat the bastard. But allas, today was the perfect day. A group of people came in while we where busy and after a while left in a hurry. While security cameras help, this next bit threw me in a frenzied laugh. One of the suspects left "selfies" on two separate phones. And They where good too. Got all his tattoos and facial features without an issue. Even the metro officer shock his head at this. I cant wait for this guy to be caught. BTW, even tho this sucks and is a terrible incident, Im awed at the sheer idiocy demonstrated by the perpetrators. They even left a coffee mug. 

[rugerla1]

Lmao! Y'all should print his selfie on the coffee mug and hang it in a box with little bars on it like a jail cell :lol:

[hipower]

Thieves aren't usually known for their high I.Q. numbers.

[Dolomite_supafly]

Print off a BIG picture and post it in your front window with the word "THIEF".

[monkeylizard]

Or post it up here and let's have a Caption Contest!

[Wiljo05]

I support a large number of stores for a wireless provider. The sheer volume of fraud is unbelievable right now. We see on average 2-5 cases of fraud each day! They are getting smarter, but rarely get to complete their transactions now that we have figured out their game.

Sad part is it begins with identity theft, and ends with them rarely if ever getting arrested.

If they put the amount of their efforts to defraud someone or a company into actual work, they likely would do ok for themselves.

[RC3]

It was just funny how he left two photos and made them backgrounds as well. Would it be wrong for me to post a photo of him?

[Mike.357]

it would not only be not wrong to post it,  I think it is a must post item.

 

do the caption this picture thing with it

[RC3]

http://i.imgur.com/j8oM8sI.jpg

Im on my phone so someone please do me the honors and start the first caption.

 

Edited August 23, 2014 by Dolomite_supafly

[gjohnsoniv]

Catch me if you can.

[vontar]

"i'll be back, I forgot to upload my picture"

[Murgatroy]

"And I would like to conclude my submission for 'Dumbest Criminal of the Week' with my photo..."

[Dustbuster]

Send his photo to other cell stores and pix@newschannel4.com and channel 5 post the video on you tube and make money off the hits

[Patton]

http://i.imgur.com/j8oM8sI.jpg
That is hilarious, even better is the fact I think he has his name tattooed on his throat.

[gregintenn]

http://i.imgur.com/j8oM8sI.jpg

Im on my phone so someone please do me the honors and start the first caption.

 

"If Obama had a son, he would look like me."

[bigun]

think this will look good in the post office

[DaveS]

http://i.imgur.com/j8oM8sI.jpg

Im on my phone so someone please do me the honors and start the first caption.

 

"Oh Dawg you tha shiz, now to upload my new Facebook picture..."

 

 

Dave

[ArmyBrat61]

I be dreadin a new fone....

[Pat]

Not a caption, but I have to say, I'm really not surprised.

[glowdotGlock]

Man, I will I could pull off a neck tattoo B)

[mootw]

http://i.imgur.com/j8oM8sI.jpg

Im on my phone so someone please do me the honors and start the first caption.

 

HAND'S UP, DON'T SHOOT!!!!

[DaveS]

HAND'S UP, DON'T SHOOT!!!!

That's the best one yet!

 

Dave

[DaveS]

Ya just can't fix stupid!

 

Dave

[mootw]

http://i.imgur.com/j8oM8sI.jpg

Im on my phone so someone please do me the honors and start the first caption.

 

From the movie, Taxi Driver.  "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f&%$ do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK"

[mootw]

You can really have some fun with this thread......