I'm a victim...

[Guest Todd@CIS]

When I got my med discharge from the Army my buddies decided to say farewell by covering me, my bunk, and a 15 foot area with shaving cream. Good times.

Reminds me of my last day in the USAF...drunk, naked, covered/smeared in Ho-Hos, handcuffed to the flag pole in front of the main gate at Griffis AFB.

Keep it coming guys...

Edited October 16, 2008 by Todd@CIS

[strickj]

A great one for cars is condoms.

Put a condom on everything that sticks out.The shifter,small ones for radio knobs,antana...

Added bonus to this is the spermicidal lube will linger for around a week after condoms are removed making everything he touches slippery

[Punisher84]

Reminds me of my last day in the USAF...drunk, naked, covered/smeared in Ho-Hos, handcuffed to the flag pole in front of the main gate at Griffis AFB.

Keep it coming guys...

NOW THAT'S A PARTY! lol

[Guest Todd@CIS]

NOW THAT'S A PARTY! lol

To this day, the smell of Southern Comfort brings a tear to my eye, starts the shivering, drives me to the fetal position, and I hear the Crying Game playing in the backround...

[Punisher84]

To this day, the smell of Southern Comfort brings a tear to my eye, starts the shivering, drives me to the fetal position, and I hear the Crying Game playing in the backround...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Guest c.a.s.]

Reminds me of my last day in the USAF...drunk, naked, covered/smeared in Ho-Hos, handcuffed to the flag pole in front of the main gate at Griffis AFB.

Keep it coming guys...

I want ot hear the events leading up to this

[towerclimber37]

take some zip ties, ease up under the car and zip tie them around their drive shaft..it'll drive em nuts trying to figure out what the sound is...sounds like someone's beating the floorboards out.

[dralarms]

take some zip ties, ease up under the car and zip tie them around their drive shaft..it'll drive em nuts trying to figure out what the sound is...sounds like someone's beating the floorboards out.

Now that's an idea. lol.

[Luckyforward]

When a friend of mine returned from his honeymoon - with his new missus - everything in his house that could hold water - sinks, toilets, tubs - had grape Jell-O in them . . . set up as hard as concrete!!

[molonlabetn]

Jumper a wire from a turn signal lamp to the horn.

Take one of those musical cards (the fruitier the song, the better), remove the player, and rig it to one of the car doors (or a case folder might be cute), so that when it opens the music will play.

The frozen shaving cream is awesome...

Load the Xerox machine paper tray with porn printed on the back-side.

Fill the trunk with sex-toys

Drilled out potato with a whistle stuck in one end, rammed up a tail-pipe.

[strickj]

I dont know what I would do if I was pulled over and had Girls Just Wanna Have Fun stat playing when his ticket book was opened

[Guest clutepc]

I love the 1000 Crickets.. !!

When I was in construction we would put tile grout on top of the car visors and push them up as much as possible, so when they pulled one of them down it would fill the car with white powder, works best when the windows are rolled down....

We never had A/C in any of the trucks so it always worked.

Edited October 16, 2008 by clutepc

[Guest SUNTZU]

Tail pipe whistle.

Carp in the engine block.

Jumbo shrimp hidden behind knockouts for door handles, behind radio, under drink holders, etc. Its hard to beat the smell of rotten shellfish.

Deer estrus on the radiator.

One or two ounce tire weight on one tire. It'll look like he has hydraulics.

Glue a bb in the air stem cap on his tires. They will keep going flat over time.

Scare the crap out of him, video tape it, and post it on youtube.

http://scarypranks.blogspot.com/2007/11/cop-scare.html

[Guest clutepc]

take some zip ties, ease up under the car and zip tie them around their drive shaft..it'll drive em nuts trying to figure out what the sound is...sounds like someone's beating the floorboards out.

+1

[Guest clutepc]

To this day, the smell of Southern Comfort brings a tear to my eye, starts the shivering, drives me to the fetal position, and I hear the Crying Game playing in the backround...

after reading some of these I'm glad I don't work with any of you....

Edited October 16, 2008 by clutepc

[Guest Ghostrider]

You'd have to get it into some BLUE fluid, like HW punch, but methylene blue is great. It will turn the guys pee bright blue for about a day or two, then it will turn a really sick bile green color. Especially great for guys that do a little off the clock wick dippin'....

[bteague2]

When I worked at Montgomery Bell State Park, we measured one of the ranger's trucks, from the axle to the ground and added about an inch and a half extra. We had one of the maintenance guys make us two blocks that size with notches the axle could sit in. Put two of them behind the tires on the back axle (rear wheel drive), it left the tires not touching the ground but barely visible. When they tried to drive away nothing but tires spinning.

[Guest grimel]

Poly tubing, water, and compressed air.

Capacitors tossed

silicon caulk on door handles, steering wheels, and gear shifter (behind them in light coverage).

pipe dye on the bridge and ear pieces of their sunglasses/hat band.

[Guest grimel]

tightly pull saran wrap across the toilet.

[Guest c.a.s.]

Take 9 farm animals, preferably that fit in a person's area (this is more for entire buildings, but smaller animals work for single offices). Number them 1-10, but leave out a number. They'll go crazy looking for that last animal.

[Guest Hyaloid]

There's always THIS

[Guest Verbal Kint]

There's always THIS

We actually did that to an NCO's office. Had them in the ceiling, taped under desks, behind picture frames, etc. We had 10-12 of them.

Since his office had 4 SNCO's sharing the room, there were a lot of hiding spots. Kept him busy for days.

[Guest shortfri]

A state trooper and i were always pulling crap on each other. I think i finally won. One day it was like ninety degrees. and i took some lard from the jail kitchen and put it on the inside of his hat band. He never wore the hat till he had to. He said he didn't notice till he had to work a wreck and it started running. I had also put it on his door handle so that he would get it on him. This covered the smell in his hat.

[Guest SUNTZU]

Wire his vehicle up with an ice cream truck soundtrack that operates by remote.

[Guest c.a.s.]

Fish in his drink.

Especially if he doesn't pay attention.