My life has been threatened what do I do

[Hershmeister]

http://youtu.be/fCfNB_qfl9Y

[Wyldk2]

SIx legs and 3 teeth= night shift at waffle house. Sometimes there aren't any boobs.

[Slappy]

I think I just lost my appetite for Waffle House.

[MacGyver]

This thread needs a real update.

 

Unfortunately, I fear the lack of one likely indicates that there's no movement to report.  Let's hope otherwise.

[mikegideon]

This thread needs a real update.

 

Unfortunately, I fear the lack of one likely indicates that there's no movement to report.  Let's hope otherwise.

 

Maybe he took TMF's starfish suggestion, and they are all in a state of vaginal bliss.

[rugerla1]

Maybe he took TMF's starfish suggestion, and they are all in a state of vaginal bliss.

:rofl:

[monkeylizard]

Dang, Mike.....That's awesome!

 

Grandma better take her hearing aid out. Ain't nobody got time for that!

Edited August 8, 2014 by monkeylizard

[joustin]

I haven't read all 20 pages, but damn man. EJECT before she gets knocked up, she wouldn't be the first to have been told she can't and then wind up pregnant.

[Sam1]

Found an updated video on the OP for anyone curious:

 

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aff_1408150836

[KahrMan]

Found an updated video on the OP for anyone curious:

 

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aff_1408150836

 

Sounds about right.  

[Mike.357]

Found an updated video on the OP for anyone curious:

 

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aff_1408150836

 

foreplay?

[QuietDan]

If the OP doesn't update us, it might be because he didn't run when we told him too and now it's too late. The GF or FBBFoGF might have whacked him already. Should we call the Popo for a "health and welfare" update?

[monkeylizard]

Nah, just ask grandma to knock on the basement door.

[vontar]

If the OP doesn't update us, it might be because he didn't run when we told him too and now it's too late. The GF or FBBFoGF might have whacked him already. Should we call the Popo for a "health and welfare" update?

 

Crap, while everyone was telling him to eject, no one told him to setup a safety contact to make sure he is OK.

 

[btq96r]

Found an updated video on the OP for anyone curious:

 

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aff_1408150836

 

That guy should have dudes in black suits knocking on his door to confiscate his man card anytime now.

[Sam1]

That guy should have dudes in black suits knocking on his door to confiscate his man card anytime now.

 

Yep he lost any inkling of hope when he said "but you've cheated on me 8 times"

[BigK]

[quote name="monkeylizard" post="1176532" timestamp="1407421411"]Not even close. I know I've seen threads reaching page counts up into the 20's if not the 30's. I'm pretty sure the Funny Pics thread (which seems to have been purged) went a lot longer. I know the gay wedding cake one was way up there too.[/quote] Don't forget the Martin-Zimmerman thread, it had to be way up there too.

[QuietDan]

Don't forget the Martin-Zimmerman thread, it had to be way up there too.

 

Martin/Zimmerman thread went way over 1000 posts; how much is that in pages?

[TrickyNicky]

Martin/Zimmerman thread went way over 1000 posts; how much is that in pages?

There seems to be 10-13 post per page, so at least into the 70's I'd guess. Keep in mind that thread went on for ever, the bulk of this one happened inside a week.

[buck1032]

My post is #395

[Capbyrd]

There seems to be 10-13 post per page, so at least into the 70's I'd guess. Keep in mind that thread went on for ever, the bulk of this one happened inside a week.

 

 

This is dependent on your settings.  I'd rather read as few pages as possible so I keep mine set to 40 posts per page.  Much less loading when you don't have to load a new page every minute. 

[Oh Shoot]

This is dependent on your settings.  I'd rather read as few pages as possible so I keep mine set to 40 posts per page.  Much less loading when you don't have to load a new page every minute. 

 

That option disappeared with change to IP Board for me, yet you still have it somewhere in your settings?

 

I used to have it set to max number under the old vBulletin, but see nowhere to change it from he default 20 now?

 

- OS

Edited August 18, 2014 by Oh Shoot

[Capbyrd]

That option disappeared with change to IP Board for me, yet you still have it somewhere in your settings?

 

I used to have it set to max number under the old vBulletin, but see nowhere to change it from he default 20 now?

 

- OS

 

 

You are correct and I just haven't noticed. 

[monkeylizard]

Yeah, me either. My earlier 20-30+ pages estimate was based on the old 40-posts/page settings, so 1200+ posts. I had forgotten about the Zimmerman thread. It's probably in the Top 10 too.

[peejman]

#400!  :woohoo: