Frank Feldman....

[Grand Torino]

A man walks out to the street and

catches a taxi just going by. He gets

into the taxi, and the cabbie says,
"Perfect timing. You're just like
Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he's a
guy who did everything right all

the time. Like my coming along

when you needed a cab, things
happened like that to Frank Feldman
every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few

clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was

a terrific athlete. He could have won

the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf

with the pros. He sang like an opera

baritone, and danced like a Broadway

star. And you should have heard him

play the piano! He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was somebody

really special."

Cabbie: "Oh hell there's more”. He had a

memory like a computer. He remembered

everybody's birthday. He knew all about

wine, which foods to order, and which fork

to eat it with. And he could fix anything.

Not like me -I change a fuse, and the whole

street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he

could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest

way to go in traffic and avoid traffic
jams. Not like me, I always seem to get

stuck in them. But Frank, he never made

mistakes, and he really knew how to treat

a woman and make her feel good. He

would never argue back, even if she was

in the wrong; and his clothing was always

immaculate, shoes highly polished too.
He was the perfect man! I never knew him

to make a mistake! No one could ever

measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did

you meet him?"

Cabbie : "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died, and I married his wife."

 

[rugerla1]

LMAO!!!!

[Guest 04 Rocko Taco]

AWESOME!!

[Murgatroy]

I hope my wife can meet a Frank Feldman if anything happens to me, cause I sure ain't him.

[hipower]

That's Great!!

[bersaguy]

That is funny for sure............... :rofl: :rofl: