Some favorite quotes from movies, tv, politicians ect.

[K191145]

"Supposin' I was to go to work and learn how to... to read writin'. Well, how'd I know that the feller that... that wrote the writin' was a writin' the writin' right? See it could be that he wrote the writin' all wrong. Here I'd be just a readin' wrong writin', don't ya see?"
[Festus Haggen]

 

He's faster than a greased rattle snake toung tied to a bolt of lightning.

[Festus Haggen]

[K191145]

This should have been first. 45 years ago today.

 

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

Neil Armstrong:

[Sam1]

Actually had to pull out some Hunter S. Thompson on my parents the other day when they started talking about praying to fix something instead of working at it themselves

 

 

Pray to God, but row away from the rocks

[Will Carry]

"Life is hard. It's even harder if you're stupid" John Wayne

 

"If you're going to be stupid, you got to be tough"   Unknown

Edited July 20, 2014 by Will Carry

[K191145]

Here's a big list of quotes from Will Rogers.

 

 

Will Rogers: (The genius of his quotes are that they need to be read twice: the first time for their humor, a second to pick out the practical advice hidden behind the joke.)

 
Don't squat with your spurs on.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.