The $2.99 breakfast...

[Grand Torino]

We went to breakfast at a restaurant

 
where the 'seniors' special' was

 
two eggs, bacon, hash browns

 
and toast for $2.99. 

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 

'But I don't want the eggs..'

 

 

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 

because you're ordering a la carte,' 

 

the waitress warned her.

 

 

'You mean I'd have to pay for

 

not taking the eggs?'

 

my wife asked incredulously.

 

 

'YES!' stated the waitress.. 

 

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

 

 

 

'How do you want your eggs?' 

the waitress asked.

 

 

 

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.

 

She took the two eggs home 

 

and baked a cake.

 

 

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!

 
WE'VE been around

 
the block more than once!

[RED333]

Very good one :up:

[VERO1]

Reminds me of my dad. He is a retired postal supervisor with 38+ years of service. While vacationing in Brevard NC a few years back he needed change for the newspaper box located in front of the post office. He politely asked the window clerk if she would break a dollar for him. She said no, and proceeded to give him a lengthy lecture on how far it was to the bank, having limited funds available, serving postal customers only, etc. Dad waited until she had finished the lecture and asked if she had any one cent stamps available. When told yes, he gave her a twenty dollar bill and asked for two. While she gave him the stamps and counted back the change, he thanked her, and repeated back most of her lecture on how far the bank was, how long it took to get there,etc. My mom refused to ever go to that Post Office with him again.

[Garufa]

Reminds me of this Jack classic.....

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvXVP5lSF1s

[Ted S.]

Old people....

[vontar]

almost disappointed.  I thought there was a new breakfast place.  However the pricing is very similar to a side of the road breakfast place in LaFollette stop at when I am up there.

(Rainbow Restaurant)

[gregintenn]

My kids spent the night with their grandparents a while back. While cooking breakfast, their grandmother asked how they'd like their eggs cooked. Noticing the eggs were coming form an EggBeater carton instead of a shell, my oldest son told her he'd like his hard boiled. :rofl:  My wife says he's just like me.

[Fourtyfive]

Just one thing , is it true ?