Merry Christmas

[bubbiesdad]

Letter From Santa"

>

> 2 Cold Street,

> North Pole,

> H0H 0H0

>

> Dear ________

>

> I have been watching you very closely to see

> if you have been good this year, and since you

> have, I will be telling my elves to make some

> goodies for me to leave under your tree at

> Christmas. I was going to bring you all the

> gifts from the "Twelve Days of Christmas,"

> but we had a little problem up here. The

> twelve fiddlers fiddling, have all come down

> with V.D from fiddling with the ten ladies dancing.

>

> The eleven lords a leaping have knocked up

> the eight maids a milking, and the nine pipers

> playing, have been arrested for doing weird

> things to the seven swans a swimming.

>

> The six geese a laying, four calling birds, three

> french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge

> in a pear tree, have me up to my ears in bird

> droppings.

>

> On top of all this, Mrs. Clause is going through

> menopause, eight of my reindeer are in heat,

> the elves have joined Gay Liberation, and those

> dumb-butt Kawabangaans have scheduled

> Christmas for the 5th of February.

>

> Sincerely,

>

> Santa

>

[Almond27]

this is the perfect letter for any child to receive from Santa