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A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde
already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

 

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

 

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

 

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

 

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile,
and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

 

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

 

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

"'T-G-I-F' means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"

 

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, Its' Thursday.'"

 

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Reminded me of the old Blonde Joke, where the blonde had TGIF written on her shoes. When asked about it, it was to remind her that "Toes Go In First"

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