A Lawyer Sees Two Men Eating Grass.......

[waynesan]

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men

along the road-side eating grass.

 

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

 

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

 

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to

eat grass."

 

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the

lawyer said.

 

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over

there, under that tree."

 

"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

 

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."

 

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a

wife and six children with me!"

 

"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.

 

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as

large as the limousine.

 

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,

"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

 

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The

grass is almost a foot high."

 

[rugerla1]

WHOA!!!! :rofl:

[ironsniper1]

sounds about right lol

[jtmaze]

wow

[vontar]

I saw that coming.

[daddyo]

I love it when someone tells a joke and I actually get it.  :rofl:

[rugerla1]

I love it when someone tells a joke and I actually get it.  :rofl:

This was almost as funny as the OP's joke! LMAO!

 

Why? Because I'm right there with ya daddyo!

[Stegall Law Firm]

I would've had them sign liability waivers and non compete agreements first.

[hipower]

I would've had them sign liability waivers and non compete agreements first.

Now this is funny!

[Sidewinder]

had me fooled! For some reason, I thought this was going to morph into an illegal immigration thing, with them ultimately eating him out of his own house...and maybe him becoming a street person! Glad it had a funny ending, instead.

[Smith55]

I like lawyer jokes. Somehow they are almost true.

[Oh Shoot]

I like lawyer jokes. Somehow they are almost true.

 

That's what makes a good one.

 

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Lawyer loses big case, walks out of court, throws his hands to the sky, exclaims "I would do anything to never lose another case!"

 

Poof! The Devil himself appears, says, "I can make that happen for you, my man. But I will require not just your soul, but the souls of your wife, your kids, your parents, and even those of your dog and cat."

 

Lawyer thinks for a long moment and says,

 

"So what's the catch?"

 

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- OS

[monkeylizard]

What do you have when you have a bunch of lawyers buried up to their necks in cement?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not enough cement.

 

 

 

 

ba-boom-tish!