Polce Exam 2008....

[Angus]

This exam should be given to all police officers.

Having just applied to join the police force, a man is being interviewed by a superior.

The Inspector says 'Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that you must pass before I can properly recruit you.'

Sliding a gun across the desk, he continues 'I want you to shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama delegates and a rabbit.'

The man says 'Why the rabbit?'

'Fantastic Attitude!' - 'When can you start?'

[EMTRN]

Ha Ha Ha

[memphismason]

You Are Hired!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest superdrew4000]

Awww, leave the poor bunny alone and shoot the Obama supporters twice.

[Guest bigsack]

Awww, leave the poor bunny alone and shoot the Obama supporters twice.

but wouldn't that just be a waste of perfectly good ammo if they are already shot?

[Guest db99wj]

but wouldn't that just be a waste of perfectly good ammo if they are already shot?

Nope, they are zombies and will require multiple shots...

[Punisher84]

There's an old joke similar that goes

" I want you to kill all the (insert ethnic group here) and one clown."

"Why the clown?"

"See no one cares about the (same ethnic group)"

[Oh Shoot]

Oldest police exam story:

Examiner: "You are being chased by a carload of thugs doing 70 miles per hour. What would you do?"

Applicant: "80"

- OS

[kckndrgn]

;)