Whats in your microwave?

[Dustbuster]

After getting back from K town, I got home and saw the dogs were going wild barking at the microwave.Knowing they always see ghosts,i calmed em down and got em to bed.Got up and got some water a few hrs later, and heard scratching like something was trying to get out, or in from behind a wooden door and then it stopped.

Being wore out, I figured if it scratched its way into my room,whatever it was, i'd neutralize it quickly.

Got up early and heard the scratching again......... checked all over and heard it by the microwave again.....i turned the microwave fan on which blows air out of the top, and heard scratching and peeping.......when i turned the fan off it stopped......

anyhow,i could feel something scratching away in the metal duct on top of the microwave. I cleaned out the cabinet that had the duct over the oven,blocked all the doorways opened the big side door and proceeded to pull the duct up off the oven.

Low and behold i could see a birds foot at the base of the duct. The bird kind of ducked under the duct and came out and stood in the cabinet trying to gain its senses.A huge blackbird with a long beak and white top. I offered it a perch on my gloved hand, and it backed up into the cabinet and started flapping its wings.After all of this I :

 

A. Pulled out my SA xds 45 and blasted it w 7 rounds

B. Called the fire dept and turtleman

C. extended a flat mop pad to it and gave it a elevator ride to the ground where it then walked out to the deck and flew away.

D. Screamed like the woman in Alfred Hitchcock's "The birds" and chased it with a blow torch destroying the house.

E. Held a kfc drumstick out to it to see if it was a cannibal...

 

True account, plus 1 for gods little creatures!

[hipower]

Well...uh...not that.

 

I had a whole 'nother line of thought going here.

[KahrMan]

I am guessing D

[bersaguy]

My guess is C

[Troutburger]

All of the above

[vontar]

I am guessing D as well.

[tnguy]

We have to put these in order, right?

[Dustbuster]

Yes put em all in order,House was reduced to a charcoal smoker pit. (only kidding)

I remember some saying about when a lone blackbird crosses your path, death something is eminent and close.

i set him down,he hobbled out on to the deck in a state of shock.At least the dogs were entertained LOL