Shooter make ready room

[Dustbuster]

Here's my favorite!!!
Post yours to show your pride!!!!



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[hipower]

My personal favorite:

 

Bulls with short horns, please stand closer.

[JPS]

I used to have a baseball base hanging above my commode that said "Management requests those with short bats to please crowd the plate".

[Ugly]

If your hose is too short or your pump is too weak, stand a little closer dude or you'll piss on your feet.

Read that somewhere

[vontar]

toilet humor.  I guess none of us have grown up. 

Edited June 5, 2014 by vontar

[TNMTBik3r]

toilet humor.  I guess none of us have grown up. 

 

Of course not. That is too much work.

[monkeylizard]

My mom used to cross stitch a lot. She made one to hang in the bathroom:

 

My aim is to keep

this bathroom clean.

Your aim

would help.

 

 

That hung right next an acquired "Caution: Natural Gas Pipeline" sign.

Edited June 5, 2014 by monkeylizard

[Dustbuster]

Gun related toilet humor !


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[Ted S.]

Look before you piss.

[KKing]

My favorite bathroom wall art was a line drawn high up on the stall wall, under it read "if you can pee above this line, the Maury County fire department needs you" Edited June 6, 2014 by KKing

[monkeylizard]

My favorite urinal wall art has always been "Why are you looking up here? The joke's in your hand."

[bvarnell]

At a trough urinal at Engle stadium, "Please stand close, the fellow behind you might be barefooted" and "Please don't throw cigarette butts in urinal, it makes them soggy and hard to light".

[JAB]

My mom used to cross stitch a lot. She made one to hang in the bathroom:

 

My aim is to keep

this bathroom clean.

Your aim

would help.

 

 

That hung right next an acquired "Caution: Natural Gas Pipeline" sign.

 

My great aunt and uncle (grandmother's brother and his wife) used to have something like that over their commode.  Theirs read, "We aim to please.  You aim too, please."

[Fivestring63]

If you sprinkle

when you tinkle

please be neat

and wipe the seat

[gregintenn]

Poets who write on ****house walls,

 

Roll their **** into little balls.

 

People who read these lines of wit,

 

Eat the little balls of ****.

 

 

 

This was one of my favorites.

[R_Bert]

"If you see the light on, close the refrigerator door!"

[LastRebel70]

Stand closer, that's a Colt in your hand not a Winchester. Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk

[Guest Lester Weevils]

Long ago, was on the road playing a club in Galesburg IL of all places, and the sign said, "Out of my way, I've got to drain this beast!"