Heaven is...

[musicman]

...a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts and no one else in the house to steal 'em!

My wife is out of town this week, and I've been craving some yummy donuts for a couple months. She's been on a health kick of sorts, and I'm still as fat as ever. Anways, she's gone and it's safe to bring contraband into the fort for now, so here goes donut #5!!!

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

[Guest db99wj]

*buuurrrrpppp* They make me do that, but they sure are good!

[Guest tnmale46]

dont worry we wont tell her --- enjoy

[Guest bang-flash]

Got milk?

[Guest Bronker]

Paging Richard Simmons...oh yeah, he's coming for you baby! There's an arteriogram and a hairy, chubby homo in daisy dukes in your future!

[ShaunM]

I'm telling unless I get one and one meaning one dozen .

[strickj]

Paging Richard Simmons...oh yeah, he's coming for you baby! There's an arteriogram and a hairy, chubby homo in daisy dukes in your future!

Leave Sling outa this!

[Guest Bronker]

Leave Sling outa this!

SWEEEEEEET!!!!!!

Uh...for real? Whu? Huh? Ooooh! Nasty.

[TGO David]

I just had a few handfuls of Special K cereal for a snack. You suck.

[musicman]

Come on over!! You're only like 6 minutes away. I got 7 left!!

[towerclimber37]

ahahahahahahahah I had country fried steak, mashed potatos and string bean casserole for dinner.

who needs doughnuts??

[musicman]

Hey! Donuts are a perfect compliment to a hearty meal of grilled garlic pork tenderloin, I'll have you know!

[Paletiger13]

I like the apple filled ones. Oh, and was that 7 or 7 dozen? hehe

[ShaunM]

[Angus]

"mmmmmmmmmmm...jelly doughnuts"......Homer Simpson

"Doughnuts and beers eh"......Canadian breakfast

I can't have more than 2 doughnuts in this house, or I end up needing new pants etc.....damn I love em.

[musicman]

I can't have more than 2 doughnuts in this house, or I end up needing new pants etc.....damn I love em.

What, do they make you have random bowel movements due to the overhwelming joy they cause you to experience?

[TGO David]

Donuts don't go well with my effort to drop weight. I figure for every donut I eat, I'd need to do an additional 100 crunches the next morning. I already hate the 100 that I do now, so I sure as heck am not going to add to it just because of sugary, frosty, glazed goodness...

Sorry, lost my train of thought there.

Just say no!

[Angus]

I walk by doughnuts and put on 10lbs...I am working on getting rid of the 30lbs I put on just reading yer post

[Guest db99wj]

200 Calories in a 1.8 oz glazed donut, add 50 if it is a chocolate donut.

I like glazed and It is rare that I would only have one!

[TGO David]

This talk of donuts is killing me. Maybe if I take the dog out for a mile or two walk the next few nights, I can earn a few donuts on Saturday.

[Guest tnmale46]

mmmm chocolate covered cream filled

[NuTcAsE]

I can eat 2 dz. and be lighter than before I ate them.

[Guest jdavis]

Its a curse, the two things in life a man should enjoy are food and sex,and too much of the first one gets you less of the second one, what a bummer.

[EMTRN]

Its a curse, the two things in life a man should enjoy are food and sex,and too much of the first one gets you less of the second one, what a bummer.

That's awesome!

[musicman]

Now if there were just more of the second one to help us work off the first one, we'd be in business!

(StrickJ.... here's your cue!.....)