Hot investment tip

[DaveTN]

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

[Guest RISC777]

From now on I will refer to consuming a cool beverage as investing in my 401K plan !

[ShaunM]

That is awsome.

[analog_kidd]

Is that pre-tax or after-tax beer?

[DRM]

Better than that, If I had bought $1000 worth of those $99 AK47 kits back in January, today they would be worth about $2500.

So I conclude that a 401-AK plan is far superior to a 401-Keg plan.

[Guest Grout]

Aluminum ain't bringing that much.