Mall Ninja-Should be on every site

[MrNobody]

I wasn't sure where to post this but I feel it should be on every gun forum. I'm sure most of you have seen this or parts of this.

This is a site that has compiled all of the legendary "Mall Ninja" posts. If you have a few minutes read through them they will blow your mind

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Enjoy!

[PaiMei]

Yaaaaa thats been there 4ever and a day.....but its pretty funny stuff.

[Guest Grout]

The only rival to him was Gun Kid over at Hard Core Talk.

[Guest Stinky]

Wow ...

That's some funny stuff! I can't believe I've never seen it before.

[strickj]

I didn't read it all,but man thats funny!

I especially liked "I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas."

Hes the old man guarding the back door at WalMart :rofl:

[Guest JLowe]

Holy ****, I know that guy. Back in the Nam he was one of those shadowy figures who came and went in the black helicopters. They did all kinds of stuff I wanted to do, but was too scared. They are my heros:tinfoil:. Wow I wish I could have seen that when it was going on. Would have been fun.

[Angus]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....yeahhhhhhhhhh...well...heh....

[Guest jwp]

Here is a rare picture of the Mall Ninja at a secret meeting with mentor Mikhail Kalashnikov.

[Guest GUTTERbOY]

I didn't read it all,but man thats funny!

I especially liked "I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas."

Hes the old man guarding the back door at WalMart :rofl:

My favorite was the Arcade Shootout story.

Though there are gems all through that stuff:

Gecko45, that is a very difficult decision to make. I was faced with the same situation years ago–I was working for a smaller security organization, me were regularily rotated between 4 stations. A local Food City supermarket was designated Sector Alpha-Niner, the Jiffy Lube was Bravo-Lima-Fiver, the local $1 movie theater was Golf-16 and finally, the most coveted assignment, the local mall or Zebra-1

[canadienmike]

This was the best line in the whole thing...

BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual. It’s when you practice it daily, like yourself, that you become a homosexual.

[Metalhead]

I think I just become even more stupid by reading that.

Reminds me of a guy that used to come into the shop... forget his name, but he had an AD at home one day - shooting himself in the leg - and blamed it on some "Guys of color" that broke into his house and he fought them off.

Oh yeah, this guy also always wore the obligatory thigh rig with a Glock lol