Valerie

[bubbiesdad]

THE BROTHEL

The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather

dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early

fifties. 'May I help you sir?" she asked.

'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.

'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you

would

prefer someone

else', said the madam.

'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged

$5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand

dollars

and gave it to Valerie , and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man

calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to

see

Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in

a

row as she was too expensive But there were no discounts. The price was

still $5000.

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and

they

went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was

astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid

Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever

been

with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'.

The man replied, 'Ontario'.

'Really', she said 'I have family in Ontario'

'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her

attorney.

She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:

1. Death

2. Taxes

3. Being screwed by a lawyer

[ShaunM]

:rofl: that was funny!!!

[towerclimber37]

ahahahahahaha nice

[Guest 45AUTO]

just go to show that the lawyers are only out for themself