In the Aftermath of Ike

[Guest Phantom6]

A buddy of mine sent this to me. He received it from his step brother in Houston yesterday. Quite insightful. Enjoy and count your blessings.-

1. Coffee and frozen pizzas can be made on a BBQ grill.

2. No matter how many times you flick the switch, lights don't work

without electricity.

3. My car gets 23.21675 miles per gallon, EXACTLY (you can ask the

people in line who helped me push it).

4. Kids can survive 4 days or longer without a video game controller in

their hand.

5. Cats are even more irritating without power.

6. He who has the biggest generator wins.

7. Women can actually survive without doing their hair- you just wish

they weren't around you.

8. A new method of non-lethal torture- showers without hot water.

9. There are a lot more stars in the sky than most people thought.

10. TV is an addiction and the withdrawal symptoms are painful.

11. A 7 lb bag of ice will chill 6-12 oz Budweiser's to a drinkable

temperature in 11 minutes, and still keep a 14 lb. turkey frozen for 8

more hours.

12. There are a lot of dang trees around here.

13. Flood plane drawings on some mortgage documents were seriously

wrong..

14. Aluminum siding, while aesthetically pleasing, is definitely not

required.

15. Crickets can increase their volume to overcome the sound of 14

gener

ators.

16. People will get into a line that has already formed without having

any idea what the line is for.

17. When required, a Lincoln Continental will float, doesn't steer well

but floats just the same.

18. Tele-marketers function no matter what the weather is doing.

19. Cell phones work when land lines are down, but only as long as the

battery remains charged.

20. 27 of your neighbors are fed from a different transformer than you,

and they are quick to point that out!

21. Hampers were not made to contain such a volume.

22. If my store sold only ice, chainsaws, gas and generators... I'd be

rich.

23. Price of a can of soup rises 200% in a storm.

24. Your water front property can quickly become someone else's fishing

hole.

25. Tree service companies are under appreciated.

26. I learned what happens when you make fun of another states'

blackout.

27. MATH 101: 30 days in month, minus 6 days without power equals 30%

higher electric bill ?????

28. Drywall is a compound word, take away the "dry" part and it's

worthless.

29. I can walk a lot farther than I thought.

[saintsfanbrian]

Very salient points. Too bad people forget that.