Man video taped having sex with cow... serious question inside

[Sam1]

http://fox43.com/2014/02/25/n-y-police-man-videotaped-attempting-to-have-sex-with-cow/

 

Guy is having sex with cow, the farmer couldn't figure out why they were acting strange so he set up a video camera in the barn and caught it on tape.

 

Now, my question is.. Are the charges to be dropped if he decides he wants to marry the cow? (He has a a constitutional right to marry who he wants now) and secondly, who are they going to force to make the wedding cake?

[Raoul]

Saw some cellphone video of an Iraqi and a goat once.

[Garufa]

That doesn't lend much credence to yankee superiority now does it?  :lol:

[sigmtnman]

In his defense, perhaps she wasn't a cow when they started dating.

[Wingshooter]

Maybe he was confused by the question: why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free? Lol

[Guest Lowbuster]

Maybe he thought he was making butter. Could be an honest mistake, they were yanks you know

[rugerla1]

This is udderly ridiculous! 

[TripleGGG]

Mooooving along

[sigmtnman]

Yall are really milking this.

[dralarms]

Mooooovvvveee along.

[TerryW]

IF it were my cow, there would be a shotgun wedding!   That poor cow has no more self-esteem. 

[Il Duce]

The other funny thing is that when I click on this, fox news starts putting up ads for Kohls and their plus sized womens dresses sales.

[Guest TankerHC]

The worst part (For him) is that he actually committed a Registerable offense in NY. Penal Statute 130.20. Sexual Misconduct. (I had to look that up).

 

If convicted he will never get a job, ever. I can see him applying for a job.

 

Mr Fontaine, why did you have to register as a sex offender?

 

I was having sex with a Cow.

 

SIR, we do not hire people who talk of other people like that.

 

No, I was really having sex with a real Cow.

 

Double whammy. 

[Caster]

This is udderly ridiculous.

[K191145]

The worst part (For him) is that he actually committed a Registerable offense in NY. Penal Statute 130.20. Sexual Misconduct. (I had to look that up).

 

If convicted he will never get a job, ever. I can see him applying for a job.

 

Mr Fontaine, why did you have to register as a sex offender?

 

I was having sex with a Cow.

 

SIR, we do not hire people who talk of other people like that.

 

No, I was really having sex with a real Cow.

 

Double whammy. 

 

Should have listened to Bart.

 

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[TMF]

http://fox43.com/2014/02/25/n-y-police-man-videotaped-attempting-to-have-sex-with-cow/

Guy is having sex with cow, the farmer couldn't figure out why they were acting strange so he set up a video camera in the barn and caught it on tape.

Now, my question is.. Are the charges to be dropped if he decides he wants to marry the cow? (He has a a constitutional right to marry who he wants now) and secondly, who are they going to force to make the wedding cake?

I think the difference here is that the cow can't give legal consent to sex, which is what makes this a crime and in a different category than non-traditional marriage. I assume that was what your beef was with.


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[K191145]

I think the difference here is that the cow can't give legal consent to sex, which is what makes this a crime and in a different category than non-traditional marriage. I assume that was what your beef was with.


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Since an animal such as a cow can't be mentally affected by sexual assualt like a human I can't see how they can charge sexual assualt, maybe animal abuse. May just be a moooot point.

[TMF]

Since an animal such as a cow can't be mentally affected by sexual assualt like a human I can't see how they can charge sexual assualt, maybe animal abuse. May just be a moooot point.

 

Perhaps I worded that wrong as to put it on the same level as sexual abuse of a human being who is either not willing, or not at an age or mental capacity to give legal consent.  More I guess I was commenting on why it would be a crime, such as animal abuse, as well as why it wouldn't fall under the same category as gay marriage/plural marraige/polyamorous marriage since in all those instances we're dealing with legal, consenting parties.  Not to steer this off topic or herd others away from the issue.

[K191145]

Perhaps I worded that wrong as to put it on the same level as sexual abuse of a human being who is either not willing, or not at an age or mental capacity to give legal consent.  More I guess I was commenting on why it would be a crime, such as animal abuse, as well as why it wouldn't fall under the same category as gay marriage/plural marraige/polyamorous marriage since in all those instances we're dealing with legal, consenting parties.  Not to steer this off topic or herd others away from the issue.

 

Of course a human can't marry a cow, that's no bull, then again I don't see how they can charge him with any crime that he would have comitted against a human. Now if he comitted a lewd act while in view of the public that's a different story. Don't get me wrong, at the risk of sounding bovinaphobic I think sex with cows is wrong.

[Troutburger]

But what if they really love each other.

[Guest RebelCowboySnB]

The worst part (For him) is that he actually committed a Registerable offense in NY. Penal Statute 130.20. Sexual Misconduct. (I had to look that up).

I think most states have a "bestiality" law. I know Ga does. Someone made news last year for rapeing a pit bull. I think that was in Atlanta...

[Guest Lester Weevils]

Just can't win. Work hard. Go to church every sunday. Give to the poor. Help widows and orphans. Spend your life trying to be a good man.

And then WHAM! Get caught one time... Get caught JUST ONE TIME diddling a cow, and it is all for naught! Edited March 2, 2014 by Lester Weevils

[Guest TankerHC]

I think most states have a "bestiality" law. I know Ga does. Someone made news last year for rapeing a pit bull. I think that was in Atlanta...

 

The article says he was charged with Sexual Misconduct, II was also wondering why no Bestiality charge. 

[Sam1]

Good lord this thing took off lol!

[Glenn]

If he was having sex with a bull it would be ok, if the bull consented.