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A Boy and His Guns.


robin48

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I was a man who because of a nice pistol collection thought he had it all. I loved them and they all seemed to love. My spunky little M&P 9, my strong XDm, my lil Glock 27, and my beefiest boy, my M&P 45. I was content. My pistols were happy and loved. Then one day it all fell apart. One day at Brighton Arms where I work part time, I opened up his box and I took out a dark black beauty. Oh she was so sure of her hold over men she just laid there glistening. I had to have her. I bought her and took her home with her luscious 10 round magazine. There was some stirring among the others, but it calmed down after a bit. After all I hadn't taken her to my bed. After a couple of days working at the plant, I once again found myself in that house of temptation. Then may God forgive me I traded my lil Glock for an XDm. Oh God I couldn't help myself, the XDm was so sleek she just seem to fit like she was made for me. Things aren't always like they seem. Oh sure she was pretty and all, but I had reached a point to where pretty wasn't enough. I wanted substance. I wanted these ladies to do the things I like them to do. Oh sure, judge me, call me a gun whore. You people can't hurt or help me by this time. Any way a few days later I see the twin sister to the beautiful black Saiga shotgun I had bought recently. I traded my M&P 9 for it. Oh how it looked that first time seeing those ebony beauties sparkling in the soft light laying on my bed. Ok, ok you pharissees judge me, stone me to death but hear me out. I had still managed to keep two of my girls. I had my XDM and my M&P 45. Surely I was finished. Life had one more surprise for me. I was walking along and a glint caught my eye. I looked over and man, so much sex wrapped up in such a slim package. I was overwhelmed by an almost demonic lust and I traded that XDM without a thought for a Remington 700 in sob sob ssiiiiiggghhhh 308. Topped with a Nikon scope with a beautiful Harris set of legs on her I had to make her mine and I did. What may happen next? I don't know. Am I indeed a gun whore as our manager says? Maybe, hell even probably. Even gun whores need love. So while you judge me my girls and I are going to bed. lol

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You've come to the wrong place looking for a support group. I think pics of the "girls" are in order. :D

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You've come to the wrong place looking for a support group. I think pics of the "girls" are in order. :D

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My guess that every person here has this same problem but just not the $$$ to feed the disease.

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My guess that every person here has this same problem but just not the $$$ to feed the disease.

What he said !!!!!!

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Off topic I bought my first pistol from Brighton Arms
Shhh don't mention the B.A. word. I got in trouble for advertising on a different thread

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