Civil Rights and Severe pain! Must read for all gun owners.

[Guest b189]

The US Government and Police departments of this country are now installing devices into your body to create severe pain.

They are installing devices into your head,mouth,shoulder,penis,vagina, once these devices are installed you automatically black out at night, they then proceed to enter your home, and install more of this crap into your body.

They want to hear every conversation you are having and control every aspect of your life, all in effort to line their pockets with money, with disregard to your life, and your family's life.

Help stop this atrocity by spreading the word to as many people as possible.  Help stop the rape of you and your family by spreading the word and giving this message to as many people as possible.

 

Beware, the police and government are now having undercover friends drug you, put you to sleep, and install tiny microphones into your mouth and skull. Side effects may include severe pain, accidents that were not your fault.

When you go to sleep, you black out, and the government and police break into your home and rape you, and install more of these chips into your body.

Spread the word. Don't let new friends sleep over.

Tell all your friends, its only a matter of time before it effects you.

Signs that this has happen to you,

1. severe tooth pain.
2. your anus was loose when you woke up.
3. your girlfriends vagina has some kind of bump in it.
4. unexplainable pain randomly, throughout the day.
5. stomach pain, cant crap.
6. severe migranes

7. burns on your body, (white stains on your skin).

 

things to do to annoy the police and government that are listening to you through unuathorized taps into your body. (this helps kill some of these in your body and flush them out)

1. making slirping sounds with your mouth.
2. try to stay up for over 48 hours without going to sleep, try to take a lot of craps.

3. monster energy drink.
4. avoid eating out, try cooking at home.
5. avoid shady doctors and clinics.
6. lots of bread and crapping.
7. after meals use a plastic toothpick to clean your teeth.
8. boiling hot showers.
9. only eat canned food.
10. invest in security cameras for your home.

watch what you say, some money hungry rat is listening to every word you say.

 

The police and government are now installing tiny microscopic microchips into your mouth and body so they can listen to every word you are saying.

Don't come to los angeles, everyone in the town is a government or police rat.

Don't let strangers sleep over at your house. Avoid sleepover for our children.

These same devices installed into your body create severe pain at the discretion of the police department or government agency.

It's in everything you own, you visit a doctor, he sticks it into your body.

In the food you eat.

In your tire ..............

Watch out, be careful what you say and do.

 

[Garufa]

Whatever. 

[Motasyco]

This is silly.  Everyone knows you don't need a listening device in your body.  The government's quantum sonic listening devices can hear every conversation you have from up to 6 miles away.

[Jamie Jackson]

OK.

 

 

:popcorn:

[Oh Shoot]

I suspected as much -- thanks for well documented and irrefutable proof.

 

-  OS

[daveW]

That explains a lot!

I thought I was just getting old...

[MacGyver]

I was going to just lock this thread down.  Instead, I think I'm just going to ban the poster and get on with my day...

[Oh Shoot]

I was going to just lock this thread down.  Instead, I think I'm just going to ban the poster and get on with my day...

 

Rats, how could you deny us such an ongoing source of valuable public service information? You must have been a DHS mole all this time!

 

- OS

[MacGyver]

Rats, how could you deny us such an ongoing source of valuable public service information? You must have been a DHS mole all this time!

 

- OS

Y'all have found me out at last!

[Garufa]

I was going to just lock this thread down.  Instead, I think I'm just going to ban the poster and get on with my day...

 

It's much more fun this way.

[bigun]

Finally someone who made some sense.

[ttocswob]

Lamar's really trying to prove that he's one of us...

[Guest Lester Weevils]

I suspected the same, but thought it might just be my imagination. Edited January 24, 2014 by Lester Weevils

[BrasilNuts]

OK.
 
 
:popcorn:

Mind if I spend the night this weekend?

[Jamie Jackson]

Mind if I spend the night this weekend?

 

 

Well, OK...but remember:

 

"Don't come to los angeles, everyone in the town is a government or police rat.

It's in everything you own...

In the food you eat...

In your tire .............."

 

 

I'm concerned about my tire.  :ugh: 

[RED333]

Where is my tin foil hat?

[Spurholder]

OP, I know you got banned for it, but really - thanks for posting.  It made my morning.

 

 

Especially the va-jay-jay bump line....

[M1_Garand]

That made my morning, thanks. 

 

Is there a shortage of tinfoil?

[Dolomite_supafly]

Notice how he spelled Tennessee? I bet he is not from Tennessee but some sort of anti posting here, on a gun forum, so he can link it somewhere else as proof gun owners must be crazy.

[KKing]

This is the bat#### craziest, but best, first post I've read in the morning on TGO that I can remember. Off to tell my wife that those headaches she's been having aren't stress, they're actually the government. Will report back :) Edited January 24, 2014 by KKing

[glowdotGlock]

[quote name="b189" post="1099962" timestamp="1390511810"] In your tire ..............[/quote] What really scares me is they may know my tire pressure... :p

[glowdotGlock]

[quote name="KKing" post="1100342" timestamp="1390577901"]This is the bat#### craziest, but best, first post I've read in the morning on TGO that I can remember. Off to tell my wife that those headaches she's been having aren't stress, they're actually the government. Will report back :)[/quote] Makes me wanna go home and check my fiance for bumps.. haha

[Dolomite_supafly]

What really scares me is they may know my tire pressure... :P

Or that they may drop your tire pressure to zero as you are heading down the highway.

[Pcdokk]

Dear Banned Poster; The mother ship will be hovering over your place of residence at high noon. Pack your belongings including your tin foil hat and x-ray glasses for the ride of your lifetime. Email if you get work.

[Oh Shoot]

Notice how he spelled Tennessee? I bet he is not from Tennessee but some sort of anti posting here, on a gun forum, so he can link it somewhere else as proof gun owners must be crazy.

 

Interestingly (or not), he wrote "Don't come to los angeles", rather than "don't go to LA"

 

And we're not the only place where he dumped this.

 

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- OS