NEWS FLASH-HAMMERS NEED TO BE REGULATED

[krunchnik]

Yup,5 hooded hammerheads robbed a jewelery store in the Wolfchase Mall on Saturday,even got the Mall locked down.people were running around in a panic,so says the news.I can just see the politicians on this one.Gonna have too get a background check before you can purchase a new hammer.Sir,can I see ID before purchasing them there nails.Pulleesse,it just dont get no better than this.

[Spots]

Before anybody says a word I wasn't there.......

[RED333]

Before anybody says a word I wasn't there.......

You are safe, it was little hammers. :rofl:

[Spots]

You are safe, it was little hammers. :rofl:

 

Oh... Freaking amateurs. :squint:

[RED333]

Oh... Freaking amateurs. :squint:

:rofl: :rock:  best line to day.

[billyscott]

OK, here's the report from Channel 5 news. 

 

http://www.newschannel5.com/story/24492882/authorities-search-for-men-who-robbed-memphis-mall

 

It says they used sledgehammers but according to the report no weapons were seen.

What do they think a sledgehammer is?

No weapons were seen because there were no firearms seen!

[Sam1]

We must do something immediately to reduce the risk of hammer violence, before an innocent child is hurt!

[Spots]

[quote name="billyscott" post="1098022" timestamp="1390196306"]OK, here's the report from Channel 5 news. [url="http://www.newschannel5.com/story/24492882/authorities-search-for-men-who-robbed-memphis-mall"]http://www.newschannel5.com/story/24492882/authorities-search-for-men-who-robbed-memphis-mall[/url]It says they used sledgehammers but according to the report no weapons were seen.What do they think a sledgehammer is?No weapons were seen because there were no firearms seen![/quote]Thats exactly what it is. Because a firearm is the only weapon, and being shot is much more unpleasant than being sliced up with a knife or beat to death with a hammer

We must do something immediately to reduce the risk of hammer violence, before an innocent child is hurt!

I suggest we have hammer buy backs. I'm offering $10 per hammer, any size or shape welcomeTapatalk ate my spelling. Edited January 20, 2014 by Spots

[Tncobra]

According to the FBI annual crime statistics, the number of murders committed annually with hammers and clubs far outnumbers the number of murders committed with a rifle.

[Sam1]

I suggest we have hammer buy backs. I'm offering $10 per hammer, any size or shape welcomeTapatalk ate my spelling.

It won't work because you'll have hoards of thugs out there with signs offering to buy them for $11