This will make you laugh till it hurts!!!!!!!

[bersaguy]

deleted for present time till I get the link to work...............sorry

Edited January 16, 2014 by bersaguy

[E4 No More]

 

 

Tease!

[bersaguy]

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC
 

[bersaguy]

Tease!

Working now and funny for sure. I found the page of customers reviews and posted that link.

[satalac]

Lol, that's hilarious. I have been on the unfunny side of having a case of the chocolate shotguns on job sites. It's NEVER pleasant. Funny afterwards though. I kind of want to try these now for some self hating reason....

[LI0NSFAN]

I am bringing the snacks to the next TGO meet and greet! Thanks for the link,lol

[jtmaze]

Being diabetic, I have tried all kinds of sugar free candies and will tell you that they are all this way. More than one or two and exact same results. Who eats just one or two gummy bears. JTM We the People of the United States, in order to form a more Perfect Union......

[Garufa]

:lol:   I found this earlier today as well.  It's good stuff.  If I could find some locally I'd try it out.

[whitewolf001]

"I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS", now THAT brought a tear to my eye...

[vontar]

For those that might have trouble with the link or if it disappears from amazon later,

BTW, I might have to buy a couple bags and pretty bowls and set them out around the office.

 

 

Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!

First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.

BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.

Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.

But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.

AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.

I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.

I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands.

Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying.

Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.

Edited January 17, 2014 by vontar

[gregintenn]

Sounds like some good stuff! :rofl:

 

 

Same story as all of the above only here is MY ending.
.....and I was never asked to send snacks to my daughter's class again.

This one was a gem!

Edited January 17, 2014 by gregintenn

[peejman]

:rofl:

[bersaguy]

I actually had to quit reading them because my guts were hurting from laughter. I might go back and read more later............. :rock: :rock:

[dlm37015]

you should try suger free jelly beans

[Wiljo05]

WOW! I know what I'm getting for my Dirty Santa gift at the office this year

[bersaguy]

I have thought about sending some to a few people as gifts but changed my mind. Don't know if the might be some legal ramifications that may come from it and me getting sued for "reckless endangerment"!!!!! :ugh:  :ugh:  :ugh:  

[klamb5]

If you want to repay some one go to health food store and buy some Xylitol and mix it in with their sugar, that stuff is fast . I got some because I was wanted to get away from cane suger put some in my morning coffee by 2nd cup I think it had me on bypass.Dont drink it in anything and leave the house, I use it only if I really need it.

[Guest Bonedaddy]

Those reviews truly had me laughin' my ass off! Hilarious!!! And some good writing, too.

[Dustbuster]

After reading 10 mins of reviews on amazon I'm convinced haribo sf bears are a biohazard. I always knew to fear w waitress or waiter with visine... The bears are clearly evil....


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[Currently]

I have a tin of small mints that was given to me at a trade show. It was the worse night of my life.

I will never buy that vendors product for as long as I live.

Very fine print that I read the following morning ... Warning: May have a laxative effect.

BTDT