Wife of Miami Quarterback Leaves AR-15 in Rental Car

[79troublehead]

She wasn't picked for her intelligence. Trust me on this.

[E4 No More]

ehh, too skinny for me. I like a little meat.

Agreed.

 

What is it called when a blonde dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence!

[Joseg]

The funny part is all the naysayers saying she's not your type, y'all wouldn't kick her out of the bed in the morning..    :popcorn:

[glowdotGlock]

[quote name="Joseg" post="1096575" timestamp="1389970648"]The funny part is all the naysayers saying she's not your type, y'all wouldn't kick her out of the bed in the morning.. :popcorn:[/quote] I wouldn't try to get her in it either ;)

[RobertNashville]

First of all, you usually can't tell if they're a blonde from a picture. Reminds me of the old joke... What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down? A brunette.

 

I have tested this theory many times, BTW.

So..........not only are you an old fart but a perverted one at that! LOL

[RobertNashville]

She probably dyes her eyebrows :lol:
P.S. Did anyone imagine her shooting the AR?! What a sight that must be!

I can imagine all sorts of things but the AR really didn't come into it.

[frankmako]

she is a air head and you can expect things like this from her.  the rental car company in miami clean up detail/workers is just about like every other low information voter in that town.  

[tnguy]

Negative points to the rental company for discretion though.

[peejman]

I bet there's a couple rental car cleaner-uppers that are pissed.  Could've gotten a free AR (and a darn nice one, I'll bet) if they'd only bothered to open the trunk.