The best birth control device ever.

[Guest Augustus]

[10-Ring]

Love those things!

[hipower]

:rofl:  :rofl: :rofl:   Lotta truth in that line.

[Chucktshoes]

I always thought the best birth control device was a pair of these.

[tnguy]

Surely it's a shotgun. Just be cleaning it on the porch when the boyfriend shows up.

[Dane]

I was under the impression the absolute best was rings and a cake! Edited January 1, 2014 by Dane

[runco]

Believe me after 4 sons, the only true birth control is abstinence, tubal ligation,  or Vasectomy.   We have close to 20 pairs of those crocs.  The kids crocs rarely match they wear them anyway.  Getting married, getting old, sure didn't work either.   Headaches, bad back, I'm asleep, and other lame excuses didn't work either.  Wanting a baby girl was like pouring gasoline on the fire.

[BrasilNuts]

Believe me after 4 sons, the only true birth control is abstinence, tubal ligation,  or Vasectomy.   We have close to 20 pairs of those crocs.  The kids crocs rarely match they wear them anyway.  Getting married, getting old, sure didn't work either.   Headaches, bad back, I'm asleep, and other lame excuses didn't work either.  Wanting a baby girl was like pouring gasoline on the fire.

I'd like that twice if I could.

I could wear those things on my hands, feet, and crotch, it wouldn't matter.

We've got two kids and one in the oven and each time us "trying" to get pregnant lasted about 2 days.

[TMF]

I always thought the best birth control device was a pair of these.

I had never been more happy with my genetically superior eyesight than when they were issuing those BCGs out in basic training to the blind guys.

[Chucktshoes]

I had never been more happy with my genetically superior eyesight than when they were issuing those BCGs out in basic training to the blind guys.

I had never had glasses before BCT. When they issued me my set I could actually see for the first time in my life. I didn't mind how ugly they were.

[buck1032]

I had never had glasses before BCT. When they issued me my set I could actually see for the first time in my life. I didn't mind how ugly they were.

Same here! I did get myself a decent pair after I got to my first command. :)

Edited January 2, 2014 by buck1032

[Raoul]

[Dustbuster]

And this:



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[Dustbuster]

Or this:



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[Dustbuster]

Or last but not least :


When in doubt ask yourself what would uncle Si do ??! Lol enjoy


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[Just2Honor]

An aspirin.  Held firmly between the female's knees.

[Chucktshoes]

An aspirin.  Held firmly between the female's knees.

If that's stopping you, you aren't very creative. :tough:

[BigK]

I've seen Crocs with camouflage and leather on them, but every damn time I see a guy at the shooting range wearing a pair they are either bright orange or glow in the dark green. How can that be?

[45guy]

For us it was working in the church nursery. One hour with other peoples kids and that did it for us.

[Troutburger]

They can come in pairs...just ask me...2 months less than 3 hrs straight sleep...

[Joe357]

Sorry double post see below Edited January 1, 2014 by joe45

[Joe357]

Ask John & Lorene Bobbitt.

If you don't know who they are look it up. ;)

Also, look up John's band severed parts.

[Dustbuster]

I've seen Crocs with camouflage and leather on them, but every damn time I see a guy at the shooting range wearing a pair they are either bright orange or glow in the dark green. How can that be?

Note the colors on the mirror ball...sorry couldn't resist roflmao


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[Steelharp]

Trust me. Nothing closes up ONE hole like the hole in a wedding ring.

 

:(

[Guest dieselshadow]

[quote name="Steelharp" post="1087672" timestamp="1388621398"]Trust me. Nothing closes up ONE hole like the hole in a wedding ring. :([/quote] Strange.... I had a good friend of mine tell me once that he's never seen a ring plug a hole yet.