Tell Me About Things You Don't Know About

[hammerdrop99]

Why do I always pick the lane behind the moron who doesn't have a pen at the bank drive thru?

[rugerla1]

Why do I always forget my pen at the bank....:lol:

[Guest Lester Weevils]

"There are known knowns; there are things we know that we know.
There are known unknowns; that is to say, there are things that we now know we don't know.
But there are also unknown unknowns – there are things we do not know we don't know"

Donald Rumsfeld

[runco]

Why is it when I drop the kids off at the pool, there is no paper!

[vontar]

Sushi came about by a man who could not make fire but needed to impress his girlfriends father.

[rugerla1]

Who put the &#+!?!?!+@&# heater core in the most ridiculous spot on a vehicle and thought it was a good idea???

[runco]

Why does Reverend Thesse Thackson have to stick his nose into Phil Robertson and Cracker Barrel................why, why, why

[vontar]

Who put the &#+!?!?!+@&# heater core in the most ridiculous spot on a vehicle and thought it was a good idea???

  Sorry I have to, a mechanic friend told me on some cars they have a guy hold the heater core while they build the car around it.  It is the center piece so to speak

[Clod Stomper]

"We have to pass the bill to find out what's in it."

 

"I will tell you these are ammunition. They're bullets. So the people who have those now, they're going to shoot them....." (Speaking about magazines)

 

"We need to spread the wealth around!"

 

"Unemployment insurance... is one of the biggest ways to stimulate the economy... it's a job creator"

 

"I've been to fifty-seven states, with one left to go."

 

"Navy Corpse-man (sic)... corpse-man....corpse-man.."

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

 

 

[Guest Bassman17SC]

Yep.  I know who you stole this one from.

 

Things I know I don't know: nuclear physics, astrophysics, quantum theory, chaos theory, welding, plumbing (just paid a plumber on 12/26 $395 to replace the valves in two leaking faucets), Sun Tzu's strategies, gunsmithing, reloading, cars, and computers.

 

Then there are the things I don't realize that I don't know about.  Who knows what they are?

 

Here is the one that keeps me up at night: I don't know whether I will hesitate if I need to pull the trigger to protect me/mine.  I hope training will kick in.

 

Here is one I will do something about in 2014: I am getting a smoker to learn BBQ this year (yep, New Year's resolution).  I am sick and tired of paying for ribs, pulled pork, brisket, etc. when I can learn to smoke them myself.

Edited December 28, 2013 by Bassman17SC

[Trekbike]

Why does Tapatalk eat people's spelling?

[Dane]

I don't know what I don't know. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk HD

[Randall53]

Why was Obama born with such BIG FREAK'N EARS if he wasn't going to use them?

[bigtruuck]

why does my chainsaw find the only pice of metal in a tree. along those same lines why can i free hand sharpen my saw chain with no problem, but it takes forever to sharpen a knife.

[enfield]

Calculus.  Took 3 semesters of it, passed by the skin of my teeth, and still don't know a d___ thing about it.  Maybe it was the instructor?  :D

[Guest Keal G Seo]

If you pull the wings off a fly it becomes a walk.

If No. 2 pencils are the most popular, why are they still No. 2?

If you are going to shoot a mime please use a silencer.

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

 

Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

[Guest Lester Weevils]

Calculus.  Took 3 semesters of it, passed by the skin of my teeth, and still don't know a d___ thing about it.  Maybe it was the instructor?  :D

 

One of my pet peeves as well. Should have paid more attention in math class.

[Guest Bonedaddy]

Did God give mankind free will solely for the purpose of entertainment or is it some kind of science experiment?

 

And why cain't I figger out how to get the stuff off my external hard drive onto this new 'puter, damnit?

[PackinMama]

Why do school bus drivers have a seatbelt, but the kids do not?

Are the passenger seats in the bus safer than the drivers seat?

And why do I get a ticket if I get caught driving without a seatbelt on myself or my kid, but it's perfectly ok for the school district to transport my kid without a seatbelt?

[Erik88]

Why is it illegal for me to text and drive while the cop giving the ticket was just surfing on his laptop while driving?

[gregintenn]

I don't know why all the AR parts I paid dearly for are covered in bright white lettered advertising like a friggin billboard! :down:

[Shug]

WHAT?????????????

[10-Ring]

Wearing a suit to work.

[Guest kingarmory]

Why does gravity affect the beans but not the frank?
Does a bra hold up 18yo boobies or does it weigh them down?
Who was the first person to make a beer and try it?

Would cows like human milk as much as we like theirs?
Why does everything taste like chicken but only bacon tastes like bacon?

Where did all the good women go?
If Moochelle Obama ate green persimmons, would her facial expression change?

How come the gov't considers two companies controlling a market a "monopoly", but two political parties controlling a country isn't?

If Obama and Moochelle were on Air Force One and crashed into the Capitol while Congress was in session, how much would the stock market go up that day?

If there is intelligent life in the universe, why the hell would they contact us retards?

If evolution is true, then why have sharks and French-Canadians remained primitive creatures?

If all politics was fought out in a pro-wrestling ring, how much cooler would C-SPAN be?

[Handsome Rob]

Why do blue cheese & yogurt have a 'use by' date?

Who decided to put pineapple on a pizza?

Why do I park on a driveway & drive on a parkway?

Why do I have to be 'This' tall to ride at Disneyland, but I can be any width to get into a Popeye's?