Tell Me About Things You Don't Know About

[runco]

Borrowing this topic from another gun forum that looks like fun and entertaining.  Tell me about things you don't know about!

 

Mine:  What makes the left the way they are. 

[Raoul]

What's up with women?

[whitewolf001]

Why does Santa hate me?

[gregintenn]

Why do men have nipples?

 

Why do I drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

 

Why is the position of the toilet seat such a hot button topic?

[PackinMama]

Why can't we all just get along?

[gregintenn]

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

[charlessummers]

Why is Therapist and The Rapist spelled the same?

[Fourtyfive]

Where did that damn rear takedown detent spring go in my garage this morning ?

[Guest TankerHC]

Math. Should have listened to my 5th grade teacher. Ms Kastrunis.

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[Caster]

August 6, 1945
I was a fertilizer salesman, Hiroshima Japan. Sharing a bamboo duplex with diesel fuel distributor. Stacking fifty pound bags of ammonium nitrate, up to my ass in diesel fumes, geisha girls and all the tempura shrimp you could eat. That night we was on our way to Tokyo to see some sumo wrestling matches when I looked up in the rear view mirror of the Toyota and seen a great big flash. I said Damn mookie! Did you leave the stove on?!?!?

[Guest TresOsos]

 

Mine:  What makes the left the way they are. 

It's a mental illness/disorder.

[bersaguy]

my list is way to long to remember everything I don't know............. :stunned: :stunned: :stunned:

[NoBanStan]

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan?

[daddyo]

Why do people drive the the left hand lane on the interstate?

[KaNaPaPi]

On the bottle of Mold and Mildew stain remover, its says: "Use only in a well ventilated area."

 

If it were well ventilated, would it have mold and mildew in the first place?

[Woody]

August 6, 1945
I was a fertilizer salesman, Hiroshima Japan. Sharing a bamboo duplex with diesel fuel distributor. Stacking fifty pound bags of ammonium nitrate, up to my ass in diesel fumes, geisha girls and all the tempura shrimp you could eat. That night we was on our way to Tokyo to see some sumo wrestling matches when I looked up in the rear view mirror of the Toyota and seen a great big flash. I said Damn mookie! Did you leave the stove on?!?!?

 

 

LOL... "Uncle BS", Tim Wilson.


 

[Jonnin]

Why I can't buy ANY of the cool stuff I was told we would all have by the year 2000.

[jcoosi]

Why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 and buns in packs of 8?

Why does Venus rotate opposite directions than the other planets?

Why is a woman's prison called a Penal Farm?

[Guest TankerHC]

Why I can't buy ANY of the cool stuff I was told we would all have by the year 2000.

 

You can have your Flying Car in about a year or two. Check out AeroMobil, they applied last year for certification through various country Aviation Authorities. Henry Ford said to mark his words, a flying car is coming. Well, its here. Just 14 years late. 

[gregintenn]

Where the $&^$'s my jetpack??!!??

 

*NOT WORK SAFE!!!*

 

 

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1SCu9yiBlo

Edited December 27, 2013 by gregintenn

[rugerla1]

Why wasn't I born rich instead of so dang good looking...
And why wasn't I born good looking so I could use this line^^^^

[Dirtshooter]

Hey Rugerla 1 I said that line once and a welder that I didn't know told me. " I think you got screwed on both counts". I told him he didn't have to be so honest!!

[gregintenn]

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgyrWoD9-04

 

Here's a whole bunch of em!

[Grand Torino]

I didn't know the average persons left hand does 56% of the typing......or all of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

[RED333]

Why am I not smart enough to come up with one of these?