$80,000,000 For You !

[Fourtyfive]

I am getting bombarded by $$$$$$ for you from Nigeria and other places , it is driving me crazy , I've seen them before but now it's like every day times 3. Anyone else lately ? I usually send back FUCV YOV. I guess the reply could be the reason I get more email but it sure does make me feel better. It's like so and so has died and left you $$$$ just send us _____ and we'll send your $$$.

I prob asked for it the first time I ever replied but if they read my replies , like they read English , then I am a happy email returner !

F Them !

[Smokin45]

Use to get them. I replied send your phone # and I'll give it to my Lawyer. That stopped the nonsense.

[TrickyNicky]

Have a bit of fun with them first. My dad kept a guy on the hook for a month once before finally blocking the email address.

A couple of bits from his go around you might use:

"I will have to consult with my physician to ensure I am capable if travel to your beautiful country. Hopefully the good Dr. Pepper will be able to accommodate an appointment."

"Having discussed the matter with my accountant, Mr. Pibb, we have found a fault in your math, I am actually owed $3,000,000 additionally to account for the interest."

You get the idea. Start by getting mad that they have not acknowledged your official title. Your official title being of course "Kernel (no that's not a misspelling Oh Shoot) Mustard. You are of course quite proud of the title as it is an honorary one handed to you from King Size of the Marlboro Islands. A small island community nestled deep in Flavour.


Have yourself some fun. :) Edited December 10, 2013 by TrickyNicky

[MacGyver]

419eater.com has some great anti-scambaiting tricks.

[Photoguy67]

I always asked them to reply to my work address phishing@fbi.gov don't know why by they seem to stop mailing about then.

[Randall53]

I do miss the old landlines and the telemarketers....I really had a blast with them back in the day.

[Guest Lester Weevils]

You just need persistance to cut the red tape. It has taken years and thousands of dollars but my 80 million dollars is gonna get transferred into my bank account any day now! :) Edited December 11, 2013 by Lester Weevils