You know you're old when....

[R_Bert]

When you ask a girl to sit beside you in the truck and she doesn't know why.....sigh.....

and neither do you....

[Guest RebelCowboySnB]

The dimmer switch should never have been moved from the floorboard, by the way. 

 

 

I think that's another sign that I may be old? Now, get off my damned lawn. 

Could be worse an think the started peddle should have never been moved out of the floor...

[TSprint1]

Buying your first rifle, a Nylon 66, for $59 at the Goodyear Tire store then buying your second one, a Remington 572 Fieldmaster, at the BF Myers furniture store in Goodlettsville.

[Dirtshooter]

How about 4 track tapes that was pre 8-track, my wife was a keypunch operator, the #3 washtub on the back porch was our Hot tub, going to the Western Auto and buying a box of 22 shorts for $0.29 and I was 9 and no-one questioned that. The way I heard the balls floating in the bathtub was if they floated like a cork you couldn't get the job done anymore. That is the family version of it anyway. I prefer my dimmer switch on the floor and the starter button on the floor also. I also prefer a POTUS and congress that gave a crap about this beautiful country.

[gun sane]

When the corner grocer "put it on your bill."

[Dane]

I used to run a BBS..

I ran one using PCBoard... In fact I just threw the discs out not long ago.
And great games like LORD...


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[KaNuckles]

Your balls float when you sit on the toilet

[Guest Bonedaddy]

Your balls float when you sit on the toilet

LOL! Yep. You're damn sho' old when that happens.

[dralarms]

You read the Bible to reminisce.

[Caster]

When you grew up playing video games .......and you can't play them anymore because they are too complicated.

[Sidinman]

when you remember black & white tv only

when telephones had rotary dials, & we had party lines

I remember buying gas for .34 cents

[Caster]

I had a B&W tv in my bedroom when I was really young. We had a rotary dial in the kitchen till I was in high school.

[jacob]

Since my dad isn't around anymore I will post one for him: "when your 10 yr old son can setup a VCR faster than you"... (hint, I was the 10 yr old 26 yrs ago)

[walton6467]

When you remember when you could smoke everywhere!

[Guest Bonedaddy]

When DUIs were misdemeanors (I knew people that had 10 or more), cops often drank on the job, beer cans had pull tabs that could be fashioned into fishin' lures and Staff was a popular beer (at least in my neighborhood).

[gun sane]

When you wished you could gamble as good as Maverick, dress as good as Paladin, hunt BGs as good as Josh Randall and would give anything to take Miss Kitty upstairs.

[Guest Bonedaddy]

I kinda liked them Petticoat Junction girls. Yea, buddy!

[Guest PapaB]

When DUIs were misdemeanors (I knew people that had 10 or more), cops often drank on the job, beer cans had pull tabs that could be fashioned into fishin' lures and Staff was a popular beer (at least in my neighborhood).

 

If you can only remember pull tabs, you're not old. Don't you know what a church key is?

[Guest PapaB]

But, do you balls float in the bath tub?

 

No. Solid brass doesn't float.

[TSprint1]

When DUIs were misdemeanors (I knew people that had 10 or more), cops often drank on the job, beer cans had pull tabs that could be fashioned into fishin' lures and Staff was a popular beer (at least in my neighborhood).

Remember Oertel's 92?

[JPS]

You remember standing in line at the only McDonalds in town to try the new Big Mac sandwich. 

(If you could say twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun in less than 7 seconds you got one for free!)

[Guest Bonedaddy]

Yea, I remember Church keys, just don't remember drinkin' any brews with'm. I hated them damn thangs. Made it hard to get to my sardines and mustard.

[Guest Bonedaddy]

You remember standing in line at the only McDonalds in town to try the new Big Mac sandwich. 

(If you could say twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun in less than 7 seconds you got one for free!)

Did that a buncha times! I remember when they had way less than 1 million served on their signs and their fish sammich was actually good. And I wish Roy Rogers Roast Beef would come back like it was.

[Guest Riciticky]

When beer cans rusted and you had to be really strong to bend one.

[Guest Bonedaddy]

They made much safer 'tater cannons, too, in case ya got crazy with the lighter fluid.