Powerful Stuff....

[NuTcAsE]

One little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and

shaking it up while watching all the bubbles.

A priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world;

it's called turpentine."

The priest pulled a vial from his pocket and said, "No, the most

powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water."

"If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant

woman's belly she will pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub

it on a cat's a**, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!"

[Rightwinger]

I have some kittens you can have Nutcase.....just don't tell me what happens later and we will both be happy.

[NuTcAsE]

I have some kittens you can have Nutcase.....just don't tell me what happens later and we will both be happy.

You wanna do lunch???

[Rightwinger]

only if we include the old dog as an appetizer.

Love the Free Cat sign.

I do have one kitten and two less than one year old young cats. The kitten is black, the two older ones are natural bobtails, one white and one a very interesting shade of black and gold. A Vandy fan would love this cat. Its a female but of course currently called Bob.

By the way, they are the wife and kids cats. I exist only to serve as the cats main object to antagonize. (Ever had two young female cats go into heat when you are the Alpha Male of the house???)

Yep, I love that sign.

[NuTcAsE]

No Thanks on the cats! I got a "cat lady" neighbor, and I can't stand them.

You might could sell them...

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[deerslayer]

No Thanks on the cats! I got a "cat lady" neighbor, and I can't stand them.

You might could sell them...

I like cats, but that's just funny as hell.

[hillbilly justice]

I used to have a German Shepherd that liked cats. Nice dog.

[Rightwinger]

I like cats, but that's just funny as hell.

Free box of .45 or .223 and a 5 pound bag of catfood for anyone that wants a free cat that still moves (I like Nutcases free cat better)

Seriously, if your thinking of getting a cat, take one of mine. If interested I'll take pictures of the damn things and let you pick em.

Here is one of em now!