Shrine of the Mall Ninja reboot

[Guest TankerHC]

I know this has been around the Forums for years, including here, but every now and then its worth a re-read, primarily for the humor, especially for new shooters or new to Forum shooters who have never read about the real, not nearly "one and only", Mall Ninja.

 

Note that over the years there has been some dispute over whether this guy is for real, or someone pulling the wool over the eyes of members on various Forums. 

 

 

 

http://www.defensivecarry.com/forum/off-topic-humor-discussion/139988-shrine-mall-ninja-remember-way-back-when-internet-started-out-idiots.html

[Dustbuster]

The tac team at the mall, RTF lol Pretty funny stuff that's beyond Paul Blart "mall cop"


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[Dolomite_supafly]

He may have graced us at one time.

 

http://www.tngunowners.com/forums/user/2241-gecko45/

[gunwhatgun]

I hope to God, that his goal was to see how many people he could get all stirred up, and was not honestly thinking people would believe that stuff. EIther way I just damn near pissed myself, honestly my face hurts from laughing so hard.

[Chucktshoes]

I hope to God, that his goal was to see how many people he could get all stirred up, and was not honestly thinking people would believe that stuff. EIther way I just damn near pissed myself, honestly my face hurts from laughing so hard.

I never would have believed that anybody could say that sort of thing and expect people to believe it, and then I worked in a gun store...


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[Monkeyman2500]

He may have graced us at one time.

http://www.tngunowners.com/forums/user/2241-gecko45/

I knew y'all were hiding a mall ninja in here somewhere. :)

[No_0ne]

" when our team saved the life and possibly the virginity of the Mayor’s nephew, there was a special relaxation of the rules made for us"

 

... this is where I lost it for the first time.  If good satire is an art form, this guy was a Michelangelo...

[gregintenn]

Good stuff!

[Guest Razz]

On a serious note...do you guys know of a plate carrier that will hold THREE plates of AR500?

[Guest TankerHC]

On a serious note...do you guys know of a plate carrier that will hold THREE plates of AR500?

 

You forgot "that will stop a .338 Lapua in mall distance shots" 

[Spots]

You forgot "that will stop a .338 Lapua in mall distance shots"

Good luck with that lol.

Tapatalk ate my spelling.

[TrickyNicky]

I love it. I really like the way it was framed out for us too. Not having to read everyone's replies sure saved time, I liked being able to just sit and read as the bullscat unfolded.

I really liked the way the moderator locked it down at the end too. A humorous ending for a hilarious saga.

[Good_Steward]

Epic!