A little racist humor

[bersaguy]

I was standing at  the  bar in Bobs, in Pierre , So. Dak. when this
little Chinese guy
comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.

I asked  him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like
Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says "No, why the fruck you ask me dat?  Is it coz I Chinee?"

"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little butthead."
 

[Mike.357]

yep, racist

[TerryW]

My nieces husband is Chinese and he thought that was funny.  Not ROTFL funny but he said that he didn't feel that was racist, he thought it was stereotype humor.  He said if it were derogatory to "his" people it would be hurtful. 

My wife's father was Polish and some of the best Polish jokes.  He said when everyone can't laugh at themselves they might as well not laugh at all..

[Mike.357]

I was being offended for the chinese, that's how it works now days.

[JAB]

I was being offended for the chinese, that's how it works now days.

 

I take more of an Archie Bunker approach.  I dislike all (well, most) people pretty equally.

[bersaguy]

In all honesty all I got from it was the guy was just wanting to know whether it was safe to ask if the beer was worth a butt kicking or better to just order another beer. It was sent to me ay a friend so thought I would post it.

[luvmyberetta]

[K191145]

The eye doctor goes up to his Chinese patient and says, you have a cateract,
He says no, I drive a Rincoln Contentintal.

[rugerla1]

The eye doctor goes up to his Chinese patient and says, you have a cateract,He says no, I drive a Rincoln Contentintal.

:lol:

[Jonnin]

this typical white person says it is not racist, but what does he know?

[vontar]

I am starting to wonder what I can say now days that isn't racist.  Probably just asking if something is racist is racist in its self.

[glock55]

I don't find calling someone a butthead to be racist at all. my wife has classified me as a butthead from time to time.

[Defender]

It's George Bush's fault!

[E4 No More]

Ever wonder why terms like Cracker, (or Cracka), Red-neck, Whitey, Honky, or Turkey are NOT considered racist? I would love to see someone of color get grilled on a witness stand about those words.

[Guest bluecanary25]

Being half-Japanese, I am often confused about Asian jokes.... should I be offended or LMAO...???  The red-neck part of me laughs. :pleased:

After many years my mother finally understood the Cataract/Lincoln joke.  

She loved listening to Justin Wilson from Cookin' Cajun.  "I speak more better Ingorishi than him!" 

[tartanphantom]

There is a huge difference between real racism and ethnic stereotyping. Many (but not all) stereotypes have at least some historical factual basis. Others are rather ludicrous, but sometimes still humorous depending on the context.

Unfortunately, political correctness (group-think, controlled speech, etc) has been gradually introduced as "the norm" for many people. The result is the total loss of a sense of humor in general, and a complete blurring of what constitutes true harmful racism.

Unless it is directed at male Caucasians... especially those who believe in RKBA and limited government.

 

The PC movement has bastardized the term "racist" to the point that it has virtually no substance-- even in the event that legitimate racism is evident (i.e. willful and purposeful inclusion, exclusion, promotion or punishment based primarily on a person's race or ethnicity).

 

I have a close friend and longtime band-mate who's father was Japanese. He was born here, is a US citizen and speaks perfect English. He not only makes stereotypical Asian linguistic jokes, but also sometimes corrects my "Engrish".  a great guy who has a good sense of humor about everything.

 

I've always held the belief that if I couldn't laugh at my own stereotypes (white, can't dance, have no musical taste, ignorant redneck, doesn't wear shoes, etc) then I had no room to find humor in other racial stereotypes... fact is, I find the entire human race incredibly funny AND sad-- and that goes for all creeds, races, and ethnicities.

 

I guess I've never experienced the liberal guilty pleasure of self-loathing and self-pity, so I don't really feel sorry for anyone else, nor do I feel guilty about anything that any of my dead ancestors may have done/not done. If you can't have an occasional laugh every once in a while, life becomes what the misery-peddlers are pushing-- pretty miserable.

Edited November 8, 2013 by tartanphantom

[Guest Riciticky]

I am just partially racist. For example, I like Obama's black half and I hate his white half. And I am white. LOL

[daddyo]

I'm not a racist, because racists have no sense of humor.

[bersaguy]

I am just partially racist. For example, I like Obama's black half and I hate his white half. And I am white. LOL

 

I am just partially racist. For example, I like Obama's black half and I hate his white half. And I am white. LOL

Well in all reality I think you are just the opposite of how he feels about himself but then he does use which ever side fits the situation in most cases also............jmho

[ironsniper1]

If you ask my gf if I am racist she will say yes....towards white people and I'm white :P

[Mike.357]

what do you call a one legged woman?

 

 

A: Ilene.

 

 

what do you call a one legged chinese woman?

 

 

A: Irene