Australian man who has never been to the US, draws entirely accurate map.

[Guest TankerHC]

Here's bloody good map of America submitted by Redditor himynameislydia and drawn by some Australian bloke who has (1) never been here and (2) apparently thinks Comic Sans is an acceptable font choice. As you can see, he totally nails Texas, Florida, Hawaii and Rectangle — which, you might know know, is the official state name of Wyoming.

 

 

http://happyplace.someecards.com/27265/australian-man-who-has-never-been-to-the-us-draws-hilarious-map-of-it

[Garufa]

He knows more geography than the average American.

[UncleJak]

I challenge the average American to do the same.

Sent barefoot from the hills of Tennessee

[Joe357]

I need to stop drinking. Woke up this morning in Tennessee and now I live in West Virginia. Will I need to apply for a new HCP?

[billyscott]

Wait a minute, he got Washington, Texas, Florida and Alaska right! And California. 

[Guest ThePunisher]

I need to stop drinking. Woke up this morning in Tennessee and now I live in West Virginia. Will I need to apply for a new HCP?

Maybe a visa?

[Dustbuster]

That's better than what most students in Davidson county know upon high school graduation.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2 of course it ate my spelling.

[Dennis1209]

It appears this bloke doesn't know much U.S. history. There's this big creek running up and down that map, and if you notice, the states on the right hand side are all squiggly and don't even make good puzzle pieces. That's because the surveyors had access to all the moonshine they could drink prior to the war of aggression between the East and West.

 

The Confederates of the West didn't have access to moonshine, only rock gut whiskey and were almost able to ride a straight line, hold their liquor and had double vision. The moonshiners quickly lost their vision and wondered all over the place.

[hipower]

It appears this bloke doesn't know much U.S. history. There's this big creek running up and down that map, and if you notice, the states on the right hand side are all squiggly and don't even make good puzzle pieces. That's because the surveyors had access to all the moonshine they could drink prior to the war of aggression between the East and West.

 

The Confederates of the West didn't have access to moonshine, only rock gut whiskey and were almost able to ride a straight line, hold their liquor and had double vision. The moonshiners quickly lost their vision and wondered all over the place.

 

Best explanation for state map boundaries I've ever heard.

[TrickyNicky]

Dennis1209 makes learning fun! :lol:

[billyscott]

I knew there was a reason I liked this song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znN8m0KAOGI