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Since no one was hurt/killed except him, does he still get his 72 virgins? What a dumb*****!

 

DaveS

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Since no one was hurt/killed except him, does he still get his 72 virgins? What a dumb*****!

 

DaveS

 

 

For this tremendous act of bravery, I heard there's a little known clause in the Koran that says he gets 72,000 virgins instead of just 72...   maybe they'll start lining up to follow in his trailblazing footsteps. 

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Oh man, I think I wet myself from laughing so hard. The very last line of the report pretty much sums it up, "Some attacks more successful than others."
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For this tremendous act of bravery, I heard there's a little known clause in the Koran that says he gets 72,000 virgins instead of just 72...   maybe they'll start lining up to follow in his trailblazing footsteps. 

 

Virgin Men :devil:

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That fits right in with Muhammed's legacy. :D

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Since no one was hurt/killed except him, does he still get his 72 virgins? What a dumb*****!

 

DaveS

Nope, he goes in to the virgin pool himself.

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Nobody said the virgins were women....always loved that line...

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Since he blew himself up at the beach I think the fine print calls for a reward of 72 sturgeons.

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