Just for a good laugh

[bersaguy]

 DEAR
> > DIARY - DAY 1

> > All
> > packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses,
> > swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting.

> > Our
> > local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this
> > "all-girls" trip.

> > It
> > will be my first one, - and I can't wait!
 
> > DEAR
> > DIARY - DAY 2
> >

> > Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met
> > the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

> > DEAR
> > DIARY - DAY 3
 
> > At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off
> > the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for
> > dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very
> > attractive and attentive.
 
> > DEAR
> > DIARY - DAY 4
 
> > Won
> > $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have
> > dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal
> > complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the
> > night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to
> > my husband.
 
> > DEAR
> > DIARY - DAY 5
 
> > Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink
> > at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me,
> > bought me several large drinks.
> >
> > Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin
> > for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not
> > let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I
> > was shocked.

> > DEAR
> > DIARY - DAY 6
 
> > Today I saved 2600 lives.
 
> > Twice.