Horse farm

[Guest jackdog]

A little humor for you all.

This guy owns a horse stud farm and gets a call from a friend. I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse. I'm sending him over." "The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one. "Nith looking horth, can I see her mouth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nith mouth. Can I see her eyesth? So the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes. "OK, what about the earsth?" Now the owner is getting pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears. "OK, finally, I'd like to see her ****." With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse's ****, then pulls him out. Shaking his head, the midget says, "Perhapth I should rephrase that. I 'd like to see her run!"

[PackinMama]

I heard this one before.....it cracked me up, especially since I have a couple horses myself. Some people might not get it though....let me help:

The last thing the midget asked was "I'd like to see her twot"............

[BrasilNuts]

uhhhhhhhh.....reads PackinMamas explanation....

[strickj]

I heard this one before.....it cracked me up, especially since I have a couple horses myself. Some people might not get it though....let me help:

The last thing the midget asked was "I'd like to see her twot"............

Now it makes since!

[NuTcAsE]

[ShaunM]

HA HA HA

[Guest monsterking138]

+1 then after packinmama