Jest something funny for a change ..

[ted]

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car.
He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange.

He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was
from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.

[RED333]

:rofl: :rock:

[BigK]

I literally LOL'd, thanks!! that was awesome!

[hipower]

Good one, Ted.

[bersaguy]

I just spit coffee all over my keyboard....................... :rofl: :rofl: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:

[ted]

Anyone else have some funny jokes you are more than welcome to post em Edited October 5, 2013 by ted

[TripleDigitRide]

Sorry that I have to do this, but just and jest are two separate words, with two separate meanings. I think you meant to use just.

[TripleDigitRide]

By the way, :biglol:

[TrickyNicky]

Sorry that I have to do this, but just and jest are two separate words, with two separate meanings. I think you meant to use just.

  

By the way, :biglol:

Na, purt sure ole Ted were jest jesting.

[Guest nra37922]

Personally I have found that most, I don't want to say all as there maybe a few exceptions somewhere, Obama supporters have shi.t for brains but I still found this funny.

Edited October 5, 2013 by nra37922

[ted]

Barack Obama has it all figured out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdnY8r7_fLw Edited October 6, 2013 by ted