redneck farmers

[NuTcAsE]

Two redneck farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

Jim turns to Bob and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes.' Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.

'Logic?' Jim says. 'What's that?'

The Dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'

'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.'

'That's true, I do have a yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'

'Yes, I do have a house.'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'

'Yes, I have a family.'

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Bob says, 'What's that?'

Jim says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'

'No.'

'Then you're a queer.'

Edited August 27, 2008 by NuTcAsE

[dralarms]

Two redneck farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

Jim turns to Bob and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes.' Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.

'Logic?' Jim says. 'What's that?'

The Dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'

'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.'

'That's true, I do have a yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'

'Yes, I do have a house.'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'

'Yes, I have a family.'

Where's the beef?

[Mike.357]

LOL Doc, I am glad I am not the only one who did not get it

[NuTcAsE]

Where's the beef?

Sorry, I'm a dumba**....

[dralarms]

Sorry, I'm a dumba**....

Never mind that, where the rest of the joke.

[musicman]

That was great!

[Guest clownsdd]

wonderful!!!LMAO!!!

[Marswolf]

Never mind that, where the rest of the joke.

Love it.

[Mike.357]

pretty much a let down

[PackinMama]

Well I thought it was pretty darn funny myself

[Guest superdrew4000]

Well I thought it was pretty darn funny myself

Agreed, I startled my dog laughing so hard.

[waynesan]

Love it.

[Angus]

HEH...damn...I just woke up...and that is funny!!!

[ShaunM]

it was o.k, not the worst.

[Guest tokarev]

I guess some redneck farmers are a bit thin skinned. Hah!

[molonlabetn]

What's the prognosis if you have a weedeater, but it won't start?

[ShaunM]

What's the prognosis if you have a weedeater, but it won't start?

would that make you like both women and men or maybe a farm animal?

[Shima]

That is a funny joke. I've heard it before.

[molonlabetn]

would that make you like both women and men or maybe a farm animal?

Hmmm....

Might be onto something there...

[ShaunM]

Hmmm....

Might be onto something there...

whatever floats your boat. There kinda hot.................

[dralarms]

whatever floats your boat. There kinda hot.................

You planning on doing some stump breaking? ROTFLMAO

[ShaunM]

You planning on doing some stump breaking? ROTFLMAO

All you need is a good pair of cowboy boots.