I'm glad you aren't around me

[mikegideon]

My farts don't stink, unless I use the Petro or White Castle method.

[Erik88]

I work in a cube. I feel horrible for those around me when I fart but I'm not going to hold em in.

[mikegideon]

I work in a cube. I feel horrible for those around me when I fart but I'm not going to hold em in.

 

Recycling your own fart gas, eh? That explains a lot  :rofl:

[mav]

If I'm around people; it's a courtesy thing.

 

Okay.  I am the same way.  I thought maybe you were just weird for a moment.

 

I am a rabid anti-farter when you are with company, especially when you are eating.  I actually threatened to fire a guy at work over farting.  One of our plant workers was talking to me in my office while I was eating, and he let out this loud and smelly fart.  He smiled and started laughing about it.  I stopped eating and informed him that if he ever did that in my presence again while I was eating, he was history.

[bersaguy]

I just wanted to add that this thread has really turned in a gas............jmho       :rock: :rofl: :rofl:

[BigK]

I work in a cube. I feel horrible for those around me when I fart but I'm not going to hold em in.

 

My cube is surrounded on 3 sides by uber-hot client exec gals in their 20's and 30's. Needless to say, I take a walk when I'm baking brownies. 

[Erik88]

My cube is surrounded on 3 sides by uber-hot client exec gals in their 20's and 30's. Needless to say, I take a walk when I'm baking brownies. 

 

Most of the people around me are men. The one girl buy me is essentially "one of the guys" so I wouldn't care if I crapped in front of her.

[KahrMan]

My son and I like to see if we can make the other the leave the room.  I won the other night.  He was like, damn dad, I can taste that...  I laughed and laughed as he left the room.

[Chucktshoes]

My son and I like to see if we can make the other the leave the room. I won the other night. He was like, damn dad, I can taste that... I laughed and laughed as he left the room.

Well done, sir.

[Guest Bonedaddy]

I haven't trusted a fart in a few years now.  My "Chit-air" separator isn't what it used to be..

You young guys have it good.... :rofl:

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I damn near spit my coffee all over my 'puter. Yep. Can't trust them farts after ya start puttin' on some years.

[Jesse]

I actually used my fart last night to get out of sex so i could keep playing GTAV. Its a great weapon.

[KahrMan]

I actually used my fart last night to get out of sex so i could keep playing GTAV. Its a great weapon.

 

I am sorry but you are dumbass.  Turning down sex to play a video game???  :stunned:  :screwy:  Don't you know that if momma aint happy, nobodies happy.  :rofl:

[TMF]

I actually used my fart last night to get out of sex so i could keep playing GTAV. Its a great weapon.

I've had serious injuries and still didnt turn down sex with my wife. It has never happened. The hell is the matter with you?

[mav]

I actually used my fart last night to get out of sex so i could keep playing GTAV. Its a great weapon.

 

Everyone is different, but it seems to me that your priorities are a bit skewed.

[R_Bert]

I actually used my fart last night to get out of sex so i could keep playing GTAV. Its a great weapon.

  

Everyone is different, but it seems to me that your priorities are a bit skewed.

IF she finds out, I'm guessing that after him revealing that on the innerdwebs & gun forum, he ain't gonna be bothered with getting laid for a while.

[NoBanStan]

I've had serious injuries and still didnt turn down sex with my wife. It has never happened. The hell is the matter with you?

 

Seriously... I broke my neck when I was younger and still got to business in the neck brace.

[NoBanStan]

My cube is surrounded on 3 sides by uber-hot client exec gals in their 20's and 30's. Needless to say, I take a walk when I'm baking brownies. 

 

Good idea. You wouldn't want to ruin your chances. :D :D :D

[TMF]

Seriously... I broke my neck when I was younger and still got to business in the neck brace.

Heck, when I was younger I risked certain death at the hands of the dad many times as opposed to turning down the opportunity to get it on with his daughter. Surely a video game wouldn't even enter into the realm of things which would keep me from having sex.

[BigK]

Good idea. You wouldn't want to ruin your chances. :D :D :D

It ain't about "chances", I just don't want to be the kind of....oh hell, you're right, why risk my imaginary chances.

[Jesse]

Haha you guys are horn dogs. I been with the same woman 14 years. Sex can wait when a new awesome game just comes out.

Plenty of time to do the dirty deed.

[NoBanStan]

It ain't about "chances", I just don't want to be the kind of....oh hell, you're right, why risk my imaginary chances.

No need to explain. I've got zero game but I couldn't rip one in front of a hotty. 12 years of marriage and my wife and I still don't do it unless by accident.

[TMF]

Haha you guys are horn dogs. I been with the same woman 14 years. Sex can wait when a new awesome game just comes out.

Plenty of time to do the dirty deed.

I've been with mine for 10. Never once turned down a request. Don't think I could either for a few reasons. Other than the obvious, chicks take rejection much differently than we do.

[Chucktshoes]

Haha you guys are horn dogs. I been with the same woman 14 years. Sex can wait when a new awesome game just comes out.

Plenty of time to do the dirty deed.

I'm not a gamer, so maybe that's why I don't understand what the hell you are talking about. My wife and I have been together 12 years and I still try to get sex as much as she will let me. :lol:

[Metalhead]

I actually used my fart last night to get out of sex so i could keep playing GTAV. Its a great weapon.

 

Back when I played EQ, I have done similar. MMO's are terrible things. :rofl:

[Jesse]

I'm not a gamer, so maybe that's why I don't understand what the hell you are talking about. My wife and I have been together 12 years and I still try to get sex as much as she will let me. :lol:

well its not just games, ill turn down sex if the Titans are playing, if im tired, if I ate too much, if the walking dead is on, the nba finals, the superbowl. I have a big list of things that come before sex. And my wife is use to it. Women have a billion reasons too. So its all good.