72 Virginians

[RED333]

Found this on Saiga 12 forum

 

Abu al-Zarqawi died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates.
He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled "It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.

As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
Al-Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

[rugerla1]

:lol:

[R1100R]

LOL

[Dustbuster]

lol and al kayeda owns a polish deli in new jersey featuring 72 virgin sandwiches

Edited September 16, 2013 by Dustbuster

[vontar]

oldie, but a goodie.

[leroy]

HEHEHE....

 

Keep up the good work!!

 

leroy :usa:

[DaveS]

Nice....

 

DaveS

[battleop]

You would think that the idea of 72 virgins sounds like a great deal.  After the first month or two of fun you would quickly descend into hell.  Think about it....  All the bickering amongst them selves, the nagging and jealousy and to think that you could have 18 of them with their special visitor and the mood that goes with that.  There would be no escape because you're already dead so you can't kill your self....

[Spiffy]

Sooner or later you'd just want someone to who knew what to do with her teeth.

[gjohnsoniv]

You would think that the idea of 72 virgins sounds like a great deal.  After the first month or two of fun you would quickly descend into hell.  Think about it....  All the bickering amongst them selves, the nagging and jealousy and to think that you could have 18 of them with their special visitor and the mood that goes with that.  There would be no escape because you're already dead so you can't kill your self....

Never thought of it that way.

[battleop]

Never thought of it that way.

Not sure if they are supposed to be wives. If they are thin of how many of them would be ex-wives. Besides one wife is expensive think how expensive 72 are.

[whitewolf001]