A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a rare Gorilla

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A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a rare gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Willie Willams, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Willie, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Willie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

Willie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:

"First", Willie said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt."
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this."
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Fourth", Willie said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist."
Once again it was agreed.

"And last," Willie said, "I'll need another week to raise the 500 dollars".

[vontar]

good one, heard similar before.