Explain why you married the women you did.

[Jesse]

Hahaha thought this would get good if people speak the truth!

I married mine cause she actually helped me from going down the wrong road. I could have been a different person. Now im just your average husband and dad. :)

[R_Bert]

Gunpoint.

[Steelharp]

Stupid.

 

Me.

[NRA]

Shotgun here

[Metalhead]

She puts up with me.

[UncleJak]

She puts up with me.

Mine too.

sent barefoot from the hills of Tennessee

[mikegideon]

You could bounce a quarter off her hooters, and the grew that way. Both of them (wives, not hooters). Two wives, four hooters, two divorces.

[Guest Lester Weevils]

I got tired of having sex daily or more often. :)

[Guest ThePunisher]

Temporary insanity. Glad I quickly regained my sanity.

[Guest ochretoe]

I lost a bet.

[Guest TheDrip]

because of nothing, in spite of everything.

[Oh Shoot]

Because divorce is a character builder I could get in no other way -- so much so, I did it twice and durn near thrice. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll contributed, though.

 

"Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last romance."  -- Oscar Wilde

 

   

- OS

Edited September 5, 2013 by Oh Shoot

[Daniel]

Because I love her.

[Raoul]

She laughs at my jokes.

[bersaguy]

first one was out of lust.  second one was for Love. First one lasted 18 years and last 16 was Hell. Second one lasted 7 years and I lost her to a heart attack. I said I should have known the worst marriage would have lasted the longest. Been just me and an old dog named Kasey since 1997 and gonna stay that way unless one of us dies.

[LI0NSFAN]

Love! The body does not hurt though. Plus she puts up with me.

[gregintenn]

She's the first one I dated that I could picture growing old with. So far it turns out I was right.

[dralarms]

I fell in love with at first sight. No really.

I saw he walking down the street, we were both 13. I told her then I would marry her.

I joined the air force, and we fell apart. I married and she married ( both very bad btw). But we kept being drawn together.

I got out of the AF and moved back to TN, we were to get married and my brother got in a MC accident and I had to move to AL.

Well after all that we got married and its been 28 (in Nov.) wonderful years.

If I had it to do again I would not hesitate. I love her more today than I ever did. She is truly my soul mate.

[RED333]

Love at first sight as well.

She can whop any man I know.

Dont ask what to wear to bed.

Gets me to kill the spiders around the house.

Shoots very well.

[Guest Riciticky]

Her purty lips

[Guest TankerHC]

Commonalities.

 

With me already being divorced twice (Married once for 18 years and once for 30 days), and she being divorced once (married 15 years), we were under no illusions of how things can turn out. We were together 10 years before we tied the knot.

 

Oh, and that love thing too.

Edited September 5, 2013 by TankerHC

[Joe357]

I was drunk!
Been married for 26+ years and haven't had a drink of any type of alcohol since.

[jimmydeuce]

I married her and hoped she would never change.

She married me and prayed to God that I would.

Neither one of us got what we wanted.

The end. :up:

[fullagofast]

Her potato salad. :wub:

[bronco302]

Hotter than a two dollar pistol in Daisey Dukes, put up with me for three years while I ran wild. When I got that out of my system we got married and have been that way for the last 34 years, and She can make better cornbread then my Mom.

 

 

Joe W.